Beautiful, Conflicted Vegetable Man
@toomanymonkeys.bsky.social
He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post.
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Wild at Heart asks the question, "is it possible for a movie itself to over-act?"
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Wild at Heart asks the question, "is it possible for a movie itself to over-act?"
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You know it's the holiday season in Portland when the nose is lit on the White Stag sign.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You know it's the holiday season in Portland when the nose is lit on the White Stag sign.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
The true problem with the wicked movies is that they put distance between the "canon" and the wild shit that Baum wrote. The real stories are fun and fucked up
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The true problem with the wicked movies is that they put distance between the "canon" and the wild shit that Baum wrote. The real stories are fun and fucked up
Asteroid City. It helped me contextualize grief and the role you play in exploring it even when you can't understand it in the moment
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Asteroid City. It helped me contextualize grief and the role you play in exploring it even when you can't understand it in the moment
You ever fall asleep and dream a whole new sitcom?
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You ever fall asleep and dream a whole new sitcom?
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Just found out that the guy who runs the men's clothing shop in The Chair Company is in fact the actual guy who runs the actual men's clothing shop that they filmed in. They were location scouting his store and were so struck by the way he talked that they cast him variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘The Chair Company’ Star and Real-Life Suit Salesman on Acting for the First Time With ‘Unbelievable’ Tim Robinson: ‘I Hope I Don’t Make a Fool Out of Myself in Front of My Wife’
'The Chair Company' star Jared Lindner, a first-time actor and real life suit salesman, discusses his appearance in Tim Robinson's HBO comedy
variety.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Just found out that the guy who runs the men's clothing shop in The Chair Company is in fact the actual guy who runs the actual men's clothing shop that they filmed in. They were location scouting his store and were so struck by the way he talked that they cast him variety.com/2025/tv/news...
It could happen on Thanksgiving day
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It could happen on Thanksgiving day
Even ironic rage-bait thanksgiving food posts are earning people a block this year. I've got no patience for it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Even ironic rage-bait thanksgiving food posts are earning people a block this year. I've got no patience for it.
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what if we just took all of Phil Knight’s money
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
what if we just took all of Phil Knight’s money
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
Every American this year is bringing the $650 Costco iberico ham to Thanksgiving.
Every single one
Every single one
The Trump sticker shock at Thanksgiving this year is real. Everything—from turkey to airline fares—has become more expensive.
This is set to be the most expensive Thanksgiving in history, costing the average American $1,000.
This is set to be the most expensive Thanksgiving in history, costing the average American $1,000.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Every American this year is bringing the $650 Costco iberico ham to Thanksgiving.
Every single one
Every single one
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously, Charlie Brown?”
“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Haha I was just about to say this.
STEP 1: Make a Gantt chart for Thanksgiving prep
STEP 2: Finish Thanksgiving prep in February, full of self-loathing, just like every other Gantt chart project
STEP 1: Make a Gantt chart for Thanksgiving prep
STEP 2: Finish Thanksgiving prep in February, full of self-loathing, just like every other Gantt chart project
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Haha I was just about to say this.
STEP 1: Make a Gantt chart for Thanksgiving prep
STEP 2: Finish Thanksgiving prep in February, full of self-loathing, just like every other Gantt chart project
STEP 1: Make a Gantt chart for Thanksgiving prep
STEP 2: Finish Thanksgiving prep in February, full of self-loathing, just like every other Gantt chart project
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girls will be like "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!!" and then take you here
March 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
girls will be like "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!!" and then take you here
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I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB
AND THEN I FOUND A JOB
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW
AND THEN I FOUND A JOB
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB
AND THEN I FOUND A JOB
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW
AND THEN I FOUND A JOB
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW
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“…and they were astounded by His doctrine.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“…and they were astounded by His doctrine.”
Funny day to be watching this episode of Better Call Saul
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Funny day to be watching this episode of Better Call Saul
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carol ¿es turca?
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
carol ¿es turca?
Spending my Friday evening searching for "tiny Vespa" and yelling "no, tinier than that!"
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Spending my Friday evening searching for "tiny Vespa" and yelling "no, tinier than that!"