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What the hell was that?
Idk, the risk/reward ratio for frying turkey is a bit too unreasonable to make it worth it
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How it started / How it’s going

(This was delicious, smoked turkey is superior to all other methods of cooking)
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We’re gonna need a bigger glass
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bath time for the bird!
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Here’s an unedited picture I just took of my asymmetrical, 45-year-old face with no makeup and weird lighting.

Which I am showing y’all because I need you to understand that Emil Bove is younger than I am.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits

The three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is one of those movies that I’m confident I’ve seen in its entirety, but never in one sitting.
Airplane! (1980)

(Poster by Nick Charge)
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Mr. Secretary, you seem confused. Mark Kelly was defending the Constitution. That’s leadership and you should try it.

This is an insurrection…
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We are sorely lacking in quality pirate games. We peaked with the Sid Meier's Pirates! 2004 remake and nothing has ever been able to scratch the itch quite like that game did
me: I want an open world pirate game MMORPG

Ubisoft: what if I let you play as a ship with a stamina bar
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I love it. It has everything from awkward insults like "weed stoner", corny aliterative slogans straight out of a D.A.R.E. program, and straight-up threats to taze someone. It's a work of art.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It is very on-brand for Star Wars that one if its most mediocre movies spawned one of the best shows of the streaming era.
i sincerely dislike the movie btw. i am not rage baiting.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
FWIW my ranking would be:

1. TESB
2. ANH
3. ROTJ
4. TLJ
5. ROTS
6. TFA
7. Solo
8. Rogue One
9. TPM
10. TRoS
11. AOTC
This is perhaps the most reasonable ranking out there. I have a couple personal quibbles, but I would not think the person who put this together was smoking crack
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is perhaps the most reasonable ranking out there. I have a couple personal quibbles, but I would not think the person who put this together was smoking crack
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Huge night for Jewish Space Lasers
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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There’s no way this is real
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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we are returning to the state in which the framers intended for the legislature, in which the lower chamber and the upper chamber absolutely despise one another
The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s fascinating that every problem I thought these movies were gonna have thanks to some of the decisions they made (splitting it into two parts, casting Ariana Grande, etc.) were completely absent in Part I and very present in Part II
Hmm.

It does not work for me the same way the first one did, and I can’t quite figure out why. Hard to tell if it’s just the Wicked Act II problem rearing its head or just bad decisions made in the adaptation process, but something doesn’t gel here.
Now seated for WICKED: FOR GOOD
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hmm.

It does not work for me the same way the first one did, and I can’t quite figure out why. Hard to tell if it’s just the Wicked Act II problem rearing its head or just bad decisions made in the adaptation process, but something doesn’t gel here.
Now seated for WICKED: FOR GOOD
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM