🌈🏴☠️ McKy 🧄🥣 #SmartEra
@trbocrab.bsky.social
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They/Them ♡
Thirty Flirty and Thriving ♡
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They/Them ♡
Thirty Flirty and Thriving ♡
PNW ♡ Serious Geese dni ♡ 🦷🧅
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HUGE NEWS. I JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO ACCESS THE NOTES APP ON MY PHONE 😭 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTERALL
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
HUGE NEWS. I JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO ACCESS THE NOTES APP ON MY PHONE 😭 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTERALL
I miss my pirates 😭💔
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I miss my pirates 😭💔
I found my ukulele song book after nearly 2 years of having lost it and I'm playing through all of my original songs and like - 2023 McKy was cooking. They were yearning and angsty and ridiculous... But they were cooking 🔥
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I found my ukulele song book after nearly 2 years of having lost it and I'm playing through all of my original songs and like - 2023 McKy was cooking. They were yearning and angsty and ridiculous... But they were cooking 🔥
"I have a question, McKy- not saying that you aren't, but- why are you in your smart era?"
One of the funnier questions I've been asked during a lobby hang, for sure
One of the funnier questions I've been asked during a lobby hang, for sure
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"I have a question, McKy- not saying that you aren't, but- why are you in your smart era?"
One of the funnier questions I've been asked during a lobby hang, for sure
One of the funnier questions I've been asked during a lobby hang, for sure
Today is the birthday of one of the most inspiringly funny and creative people I know! @ericavee.bsky.social 🐟 They are kind and amazing and need to move to the west coast because we are too far apart to hang out regularly 😭
Erica, I hope you're having an amazing birthday!
🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳
Erica, I hope you're having an amazing birthday!
🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today is the birthday of one of the most inspiringly funny and creative people I know! @ericavee.bsky.social 🐟 They are kind and amazing and need to move to the west coast because we are too far apart to hang out regularly 😭
Erica, I hope you're having an amazing birthday!
🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳
Erica, I hope you're having an amazing birthday!
🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳🎂🎉🎂🥳
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Lucius: hey Pete
Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
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Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
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November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Lucius: hey Pete
Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
Pete:
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Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
Pete:
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🎶 no one knows what it’s like
To be the bad horse
To be the sad horse
Behind kind eyes 🎶
To be the bad horse
To be the sad horse
Behind kind eyes 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
🎶 no one knows what it’s like
To be the bad horse
To be the sad horse
Behind kind eyes 🎶
To be the bad horse
To be the sad horse
Behind kind eyes 🎶
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This is making me tear up! Wasn't there a fic about Arthur missing Stede but then getting to meet Jeffrey Fettering's horse so he was ok? Maybe during rare ship week?
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is making me tear up! Wasn't there a fic about Arthur missing Stede but then getting to meet Jeffrey Fettering's horse so he was ok? Maybe during rare ship week?
When Stede left his wife and kids to become a pirate, he also left Arthur behind. When kind eyes turn sad, you've gone too far 😔
(He should've brought Arthur on the ship with him. Honestly he had no excuse smh)
(He should've brought Arthur on the ship with him. Honestly he had no excuse smh)
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When Stede left his wife and kids to become a pirate, he also left Arthur behind. When kind eyes turn sad, you've gone too far 😔
(He should've brought Arthur on the ship with him. Honestly he had no excuse smh)
(He should've brought Arthur on the ship with him. Honestly he had no excuse smh)
This was actually
*Cutting your hair to feel better
(It works, I promise)
*Cutting your hair to feel better
(It works, I promise)
Sometimes you just need to revisit the classics*
*Rewatching OFMD for the nth time
*Rewatching OFMD for the nth time
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This was actually
*Cutting your hair to feel better
(It works, I promise)
*Cutting your hair to feel better
(It works, I promise)
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I feel like I'm losing a bit. Did I seriously never officially put her up on here?? Anyway, raise your motherfuckin' glasses! 🐚
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I feel like I'm losing a bit. Did I seriously never officially put her up on here?? Anyway, raise your motherfuckin' glasses! 🐚
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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I like to think when buttons was in the gravy basket he definitely tried to eat whoever his hornigold was
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I like to think when buttons was in the gravy basket he definitely tried to eat whoever his hornigold was
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Frenchie helps Roach in the galley often because the scent cooking and herbs is relaxing, and they spend a lot of time hypothesising about merfolk anatomy, because merfolk are obviously real. (And also they kiss a lot while cooking, obv)
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Frenchie helps Roach in the galley often because the scent cooking and herbs is relaxing, and they spend a lot of time hypothesising about merfolk anatomy, because merfolk are obviously real. (And also they kiss a lot while cooking, obv)
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Olivia had thought something seemed familiar about a new gull she had seen flying about.
When they finally spoke, they shared memories of Karl, and Nathaniel became a good friend for life.
When they finally spoke, they shared memories of Karl, and Nathaniel became a good friend for life.
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Olivia had thought something seemed familiar about a new gull she had seen flying about.
When they finally spoke, they shared memories of Karl, and Nathaniel became a good friend for life.
When they finally spoke, they shared memories of Karl, and Nathaniel became a good friend for life.
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Mary Read had a thing with Jackie before she met Annie, mostly for the benefits
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mary Read had a thing with Jackie before she met Annie, mostly for the benefits
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The “we could have made magic” guy once had a love affair as fresh and wild as GB but it was so brief. He goes to Republic of Pirates to wallow, to walk the dirty streets where it all began many lifetimes ago. The white coats catch his eye - a memory - his love once wore such an impractical garment.
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The “we could have made magic” guy once had a love affair as fresh and wild as GB but it was so brief. He goes to Republic of Pirates to wallow, to walk the dirty streets where it all began many lifetimes ago. The white coats catch his eye - a memory - his love once wore such an impractical garment.
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in my head&heart the bar was jackie's innkeeper moment, & she fully intended to divest from The Life, but word got out v quickly abt this bar being located somewhere w minimal law enforcement and friendly to pirates so The Life just kind of followed her there
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
in my head&heart the bar was jackie's innkeeper moment, & she fully intended to divest from The Life, but word got out v quickly abt this bar being located somewhere w minimal law enforcement and friendly to pirates so The Life just kind of followed her there
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November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Random ship with HBIC energy - Auntie + Spanish Jackie = Tia
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Random ship with HBIC energy - Auntie + Spanish Jackie = Tia
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as me and @bird-divorce.bsky.social have discussed, pete was raised by his grandma aka nona who knits and smokes weed and hooks up with jims nana which means jim spends holidays with pete which makes them -_- even though deep down they do love their whole family
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
as me and @bird-divorce.bsky.social have discussed, pete was raised by his grandma aka nona who knits and smokes weed and hooks up with jims nana which means jim spends holidays with pete which makes them -_- even though deep down they do love their whole family
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(Also Magic Man is actually Sam Bellamy. One of the richest pirates of all time, famed for his generosity and gentleness, and known for eschewing powdered wigs in favour of holding back his black hair with a satin band.)
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
(Also Magic Man is actually Sam Bellamy. One of the richest pirates of all time, famed for his generosity and gentleness, and known for eschewing powdered wigs in favour of holding back his black hair with a satin band.)
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My headcanon is that Steak Knife came up in a molly house and worked there for a bit before going into piracy. Magic Man was one of his clients. Something something, Pretty Woman AU.
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My headcanon is that Steak Knife came up in a molly house and worked there for a bit before going into piracy. Magic Man was one of his clients. Something something, Pretty Woman AU.
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A challenge: Pick an OFMD character who isn't Ed, Stede, or Iz. Write a headcanon for that character. Challenge mode: Pick a character who isn't those three or CJ, Jim, or Lucius. Share a ship that doesn't include that list. Extreme mode: Pick a background character. What are they gossiping about?
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the ghost of Joann Fabrics?
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the ghost of Joann Fabrics?
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Throwback to my first rosy maple moth costume 💛🩷
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Throwback to my first rosy maple moth costume 💛🩷