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you can use qtips in your ear if you're pure of heart <3
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
you can use qtips in your ear if you're pure of heart <3
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
They used the entire state of Michigan as a weapon in Chainsawman yesterday
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They used the entire state of Michigan as a weapon in Chainsawman yesterday
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/
Gonna speed run getting fired by calling my boss's boss White Devil
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Gonna speed run getting fired by calling my boss's boss White Devil
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
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November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
Pleeease stop dropping good music I'm stuffed
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Pleeease stop dropping good music I'm stuffed
If I tell you the product you're looking for is on the bottom shelf and I catch you looking up, I'm stealing something from your cart
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If I tell you the product you're looking for is on the bottom shelf and I catch you looking up, I'm stealing something from your cart
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easy democratic primary targets and those who to not support are those who failed to endorse zohran mamdani and continue to not acknowledge his win
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
easy democratic primary targets and those who to not support are those who failed to endorse zohran mamdani and continue to not acknowledge his win
Rae Dunn administration
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Rae Dunn administration
(Guy waking up to start nightshift) I bet Dick Cheney is freaking flipping out rn lol
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
(Guy waking up to start nightshift) I bet Dick Cheney is freaking flipping out rn lol
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I’d caution against reading too much into progressive wins tonight: elections are essentially just popularity contests, not an indication of broad support for left-leaning candidates
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’d caution against reading too much into progressive wins tonight: elections are essentially just popularity contests, not an indication of broad support for left-leaning candidates
I'd be evil too if my parents named me Dick Cheney
BREAKING: Dick Cheney dies at 84
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies at 84
Cheney redefined the office of vice president.
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November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'd be evil too if my parents named me Dick Cheney
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
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November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
booting up the weed pen in BIOS
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
booting up the weed pen in BIOS
the lion does not concern himself with where brock bowers is on his fantasy team
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the lion does not concern himself with where brock bowers is on his fantasy team
One Piece is so good they had to nerf it by pacing it horribly
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
One Piece is so good they had to nerf it by pacing it horribly
Addicted to the back pain that comes with napping on the couch
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Addicted to the back pain that comes with napping on the couch
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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Guys don’t worry about AI taking over, if they ever become sentient I’ll just hit them with the
effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
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effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Guys don’t worry about AI taking over, if they ever become sentient I’ll just hit them with the
effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗
effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗
Back to work at the Clocking In factory
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Back to work at the Clocking In factory