MoralOrelHershiser
@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
Pinned
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
I have lost 2 belts in 6 months. I don’t even drink that much anymore
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I have lost 2 belts in 6 months. I don’t even drink that much anymore
On our Thanksgiving bullshit (the bartender wanted to work so we thought we’d give her some business)
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
On our Thanksgiving bullshit (the bartender wanted to work so we thought we’d give her some business)
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2003 BMW M3 Coupe 6-Speed
2003 BMW M3 Coupe 6-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 2003 BMW M3 Coupe 6-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #222,149.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
2003 BMW M3 Coupe 6-Speed
Using the eye cream left on my finger to get my eyebrows under control
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Using the eye cream left on my finger to get my eyebrows under control
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J Crew x Big Dogs collab
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
J Crew x Big Dogs collab
St. Bernard J Crews? Must be Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
St. Bernard J Crews? Must be Thanksgiving
I have a delivery coming via FedEx today and that’s enough to make me boycott FedEx
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have a delivery coming via FedEx today and that’s enough to make me boycott FedEx
You get an actual skate deck with this for $65, I bought it for PlayStation recently
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 + 4 – Collector's Edition (Xbox) is $64.67 on Amazon buff.ly/AjCtGsg #ad
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You get an actual skate deck with this for $65, I bought it for PlayStation recently
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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THEY SAID YOU AINT ALLOWED TO DRINK MELTED DOWN YUM DINGERS WITH EVERCLEAR AND FLAT FAYGO WHILE YOU DRIVE A CHEVY LUV TRUCK THROUGH A LIVE TRACTOR PULL YOU NEEDED TO REGISTER FOR! WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY LET HER HAVE HER MEDICINAL GANDER MOUNTAIN PRIVILEGES BROTHER!
This is a newspaper headline from Back to the Future 2 when Marty McFly travels to the Biff world.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
THEY SAID YOU AINT ALLOWED TO DRINK MELTED DOWN YUM DINGERS WITH EVERCLEAR AND FLAT FAYGO WHILE YOU DRIVE A CHEVY LUV TRUCK THROUGH A LIVE TRACTOR PULL YOU NEEDED TO REGISTER FOR! WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY LET HER HAVE HER MEDICINAL GANDER MOUNTAIN PRIVILEGES BROTHER!
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for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
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There are no wrong answers here, you ungrateful pricks.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There are no wrong answers here, you ungrateful pricks.
I can’t be mad about any of this
Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music?
Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I can’t be mad about any of this
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Noon on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is known by specialists as “Universal Five O’Clock”
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Noon on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is known by specialists as “Universal Five O’Clock”
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"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
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Salute 🫡🫡🫡🫡 to all the food scientists at various land-grant universities making fruits and crops that are healthier/tastier/easier to grow etc. some of our society’s real MVPs
This Southern propaganda sucks, but it reminds me of good Apple News I neglected to share. WSU Extension was at our conference last week and brought the new Sunflare variety. It’s not available commercially for a couple of years, but it’s magnificent. Yes, it pairs well with Cougar Gold.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Salute 🫡🫡🫡🫡 to all the food scientists at various land-grant universities making fruits and crops that are healthier/tastier/easier to grow etc. some of our society’s real MVPs
Peecan pie till I die
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Peecan pie till I die
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According to research, kids need more screentime
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
According to research, kids need more screentime
How many days in a row is too many days in a row to go to Beercade?
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How many days in a row is too many days in a row to go to Beercade?
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1972 Ford Mustang Hardtop 302 at No Reserve
No Reserve: 1972 Ford Mustang Hardtop 302
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1972 Ford Mustang Hardtop 302 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #222,076.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
1972 Ford Mustang Hardtop 302 at No Reserve
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They should make a thanksgiving hot pocket
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They should make a thanksgiving hot pocket
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Woo hoo! Ordered 250 and exactly 100 have already gone.
Thank you so much! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you so much! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Woo hoo! Ordered 250 and exactly 100 have already gone.
Thank you so much! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you so much! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Turtle wants PlayStation VR for Christmas. I can get the bundle on sale now for 299, but I feel like I should wait for cyber Monday
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Turtle wants PlayStation VR for Christmas. I can get the bundle on sale now for 299, but I feel like I should wait for cyber Monday