Hippo Potato
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Hippo Potato
@twicelost.bsky.social
· Nov 10
"Poem" from the 3rd issue of Name and None. Was also a finalist for their prize (Nov, 2019)
I thought Bluesky liked (p)layers
The most appropriate answer to the question Why is ex before why is that because role play and foreplay happen together
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October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I thought Bluesky liked (p)layers
The most appropriate answer to the question Why is ex before why is that because role play and foreplay happen together
Tkt Smart GIF
ALT: Tkt Smart GIF
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The most appropriate answer to the question Why is ex before why is that because role play and foreplay happen together
On the Count of Three (2022)
do you wanna come over and do punch up on each others suicide notes
October 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
On the Count of Three (2022)
Nobody ever says, unlike regarding dogs that "We don't deserve cats", proving that cats are the scourge we are rightly being punished with
October 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Nobody ever says, unlike regarding dogs that "We don't deserve cats", proving that cats are the scourge we are rightly being punished with
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Woke up breathless in the middle of the night from a dream, wrote down "Jesus means *just because*" and went to sleep. I'm not even Christian
October 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Woke up breathless in the middle of the night from a dream, wrote down "Jesus means *just because*" and went to sleep. I'm not even Christian
Ever had something just the opposite of a vivid dream where you went to places and saw visions that reaffirmed your life
September 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ever had something just the opposite of a vivid dream where you went to places and saw visions that reaffirmed your life
I was better when I knew little about American culture.
September 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I was better when I knew little about American culture.
It's sad Bsky looks unaware about what's going on in Nepal
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's sad Bsky looks unaware about what's going on in Nepal
Spoken like you truly earned your PhD
i think if i was a billionaire i would be a cannibal. i would be open and honest about it and like no one could arrest me bc i'm a billionaire. i would even start a pro-can advocacy movement and give it hundreds of millions of dollars in trusts for nonprofits that advocate for legal cannibalism.
September 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Spoken like you truly earned your PhD
Go to work every day and no one cares, miss one day and suddenly there's an emergency
September 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Go to work every day and no one cares, miss one day and suddenly there's an emergency
Communist cats: WEOW
September 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Communist cats: WEOW
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Them: If you were a bird which would you be
Me : A double breasted saggy tit
Me : A double breasted saggy tit
September 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Them: If you were a bird which would you be
Me : A double breasted saggy tit
Me : A double breasted saggy tit
Imagine how much money you can save on sunscreen and body lotions by being a werewolf
September 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Imagine how much money you can save on sunscreen and body lotions by being a werewolf
Slightly diminish a book
Rumor of Things Past
Rumor of Things Past
Slightly diminish a book
Marquess of the Flies
Marquess of the Flies
slightly diminish a book:
Old Feller.
Old Feller.
September 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Slightly diminish a book
Rumor of Things Past
Rumor of Things Past
The Five Horses of Doom
September 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The Five Horses of Doom
Slightly diminish a book
Warnings and Punishment
Warnings and Punishment
Slightly diminish a book
Mediocre Expectations.
Mediocre Expectations.
Slightly diminish a book
Brittle Women
Brittle Women
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Slightly diminish a book
Warnings and Punishment
Warnings and Punishment
I know I've been weird and stupid in the past but that doesn't mean I won't be insufferable in the future
September 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I know I've been weird and stupid in the past but that doesn't mean I won't be insufferable in the future
Why is it that pictures/paintings of landscape doesn't move me any more
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Why is it that pictures/paintings of landscape doesn't move me any more
Roses are red
Marigolds are fine--
Marigolds are fine--
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Roses are red
Marigolds are fine--
Marigolds are fine--
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dry swallowing my antidepressant medication so as to establish dominance
September 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
dry swallowing my antidepressant medication so as to establish dominance
I'd be enigmatic too if da Vinci painted me
September 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'd be enigmatic too if da Vinci painted me