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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN

@twogreenparrots.bsky.social

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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children -Earth Girls Are Easy

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · Jun 14

It's like evolution and crabs: given enough time, all countries will eventually produce Louisiana.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21h

You would be kicked out of any writer’s room in existence if you had the villains celebrating a Great Gatsby-themed party while taking away food benefits from millions of poor people.

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 16h

My crimes are numerous and my guilt is unquestioned.

But I'll still put Creepy Nuts on if they leave the computer unprotected

Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 16h

I also got permanently banned from picking the music between patients when we reset the rooms because I kept playing anime openings

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 1d

I know I should not spend money ahead of traveling but I really want to go get my nails done since I'm off for 2 weeks.

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Inês Dinis @inestheunicorn.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Halloween!! Will you be wearing any spooky costume like these birds? 🖤🎃

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 1d

Dude. DUDE. We ended up with 4 fucking PCIs yesterday including one left main with impella support and the last one he couldn't engage the RCA to stent it so we were all standing around losing our will to live while it went into overtime.

AND THE DOC HAD THE BALLS TO GET SHORT WITH US.

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Wocco @wocco.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween Haunted House

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 1d

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 1d

This is so on the nose it's not even funny at this point

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 1d

Democrats: Important to pick the precise dollar amount of minimum wage increase that’s most popular lest everyone get mad at us

Republicans: hahah yes, a Gatsby party at the president’s luxury resort at the exact moment benefits expire for millions!!

Voters: I like you roughly the same amount

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1d

Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)

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Karl Olson 🎤 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 1d

Jojo meme where they're stomping a guy out, but it's every major anime, manga and game company in japan joining hollywood studios and indie creatives in stomping out Open AI

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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 1d

Temu Rococo

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Melanie @grammar-girl.bsky.social · 1d

The music cuts off awkwardly before the end, but this is an incredible NYC Halloween costume compilation.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 2d

The last survivor of the Crimean War died in 2004.

"Timothy" spent 40 years in the Navy. After retirement, having moved in with the Earl of Devon, she revealed she was a girl.

She would wander round his garden wearing a sign that said. "My name is Timothy. I am very old. Pease do not pick me up".

Picture of a venerable naval tortoise with a sign tied to her shell

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CBS News @cbsnews.com · 2d

A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.

Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag

A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 2d

Cypress Garden's water skiing troupe, 1955, Florida, US #WomensArt
#Halloween #FridayFeeling !

Monochrome photograph featuring three white women water skiing in pointed hats, one woman stands on the shoulders of the other two

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 2d

I'll just switch to chemotherapy and get the dead fish symbol they use

Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 2d

Damnit. How am I supposed to signal that my job was to get irradiated all day by doctors not paying attention

Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 2d

I'm gonna get the nuclear waste warnings tattooed since I'm x-rayed all day at work and my corpse probably will glow anyway.

This place is not a place of honor, No highly esteemed dead is commemorated here… nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.

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Nina 🌱 @ninapekoe.bsky.social · 3d

Unluckiest Season 🎃🐈‍⬛ #art

A digital illustration of an autumnal porch with stairs. There are 6 black cats playing, and 13 pumpkins in various parts of the porch.

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 4d

Valid point valid point

Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 4d

Mario decided to be funny on Friday and embarass me in the lab so I guess I'm gonna carve the characters Mario and Luigi on my entry for the pumpkin contest at work since he decided to choose violence. He and Luigi HATE that I call them that.

or I could release a box of crickets in his Lexus.

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 4d

"HELP! THE MONKEYS STOLE THE PAVING MACHINE AND ARE DOING A TERRIBLE JOB"

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 5d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 5d

Drama in the Bonerd house incoming

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 5d

Palpably awkward vibes permeate the entire situation until you debate jumping overboard to avoid them

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