Yanncé
@uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app
31. Gardener. SGRho. 🐩 Lover of candy and crocheting. 🧶 Attorney until I find something better to do. Here for a good time. ✨
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
Pinned
People are citing city ordinances about clearing sidewalks in the Facebook group.
My complex plowed the areas that you drive through, creating a solid wall of ice behind our vehicles. People were trying to chop the ice down. The walkways are completely covered in ice & I’m low key scared to go outside. They just keep sending emails about how they’re not responsible for falls 😭
My complex just sent out an email stating they are not plowing the parking spots….. per some random policy(that I’m sure doesn’t exist).
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 AM
People are citing city ordinances about clearing sidewalks in the Facebook group.
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Is he related to Carlisle Cullen??
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Is he related to Carlisle Cullen??
Twilight (2008)
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Twilight (2008)
You should!!! 🔥🔥🔥
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
You should!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m giving the missing puzzle piece 3 more days to pop up. If it doesn’t appear, the puzzle is going back in the box and I’m giving it away. Because what the fuck.
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m giving the missing puzzle piece 3 more days to pop up. If it doesn’t appear, the puzzle is going back in the box and I’m giving it away. Because what the fuck.
See this is why I love parentheticals. That’s where the fun details are.
Fun random fact:
I was hired to cater an orgy/sex party some years back & the host invited me to stay & participate & said that she wanted “first dibs” on me with her husband🙃(her leave-out was unblended) & that’s all that needs to be said about the event & it’s…invitees🫠😬
I was hired to cater an orgy/sex party some years back & the host invited me to stay & participate & said that she wanted “first dibs” on me with her husband🙃(her leave-out was unblended) & that’s all that needs to be said about the event & it’s…invitees🫠😬
Orgy food probably good as hell if it ain’t in the same room as the fuckin
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
See this is why I love parentheticals. That’s where the fun details are.
So glad that my bookshelves are lined with Black women authors. Those women keep me from despair, and it’s not because their stories are all rainbows and butterflies. It’s because all of the stories involve suffering, but living and loving anyway, and that keeps me centered.
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
So glad that my bookshelves are lined with Black women authors. Those women keep me from despair, and it’s not because their stories are all rainbows and butterflies. It’s because all of the stories involve suffering, but living and loving anyway, and that keeps me centered.
Evergreen.
White people’s willingness to give other white people the benefit of the doubt despite any and all evidence that they shouldn’t will be the death of us all.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Evergreen.
If a white man does nothing else, he’s gonna give another white man the benefit of the doubt.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If a white man does nothing else, he’s gonna give another white man the benefit of the doubt.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Is there an option to just watch? I wanna know what goes on in there. Lmfao.
imagine going to a swingers party and nobody wanna fuck you … 👎🏾👎🏾 sickening
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Is there an option to just watch? I wanna know what goes on in there. Lmfao.
Out of Basil Hayden. Time for Crown Vanilla.
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Out of Basil Hayden. Time for Crown Vanilla.
I hated wearing my retainer at first and now it’s like a comfort item necessary for me to fall asleep lol
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I hated wearing my retainer at first and now it’s like a comfort item necessary for me to fall asleep lol
Hmm. Maybe Valentine’s Day won’t be a bust.
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Hmm. Maybe Valentine’s Day won’t be a bust.
Since I’m forcing myself to go to bed early, I need to decide whether to play the Sims (I’m playing Strangerville) or crochet a hat.
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Since I’m forcing myself to go to bed early, I need to decide whether to play the Sims (I’m playing Strangerville) or crochet a hat.
Me, being difficult:
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Me, being difficult:
My complex plowed the areas that you drive through, creating a solid wall of ice behind our vehicles. People were trying to chop the ice down. The walkways are completely covered in ice & I’m low key scared to go outside. They just keep sending emails about how they’re not responsible for falls 😭
My complex just sent out an email stating they are not plowing the parking spots….. per some random policy(that I’m sure doesn’t exist).
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
January 28, 2026 at 12:42 AM
My complex plowed the areas that you drive through, creating a solid wall of ice behind our vehicles. People were trying to chop the ice down. The walkways are completely covered in ice & I’m low key scared to go outside. They just keep sending emails about how they’re not responsible for falls 😭
YES. I would go back to freshman year of college and major in computer science or computer engineering. I’d also get my master’s degree and be living like everybody else who took that path: secure.
If given the chance to begin again in life or a chapter in life, would you take it?
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
YES. I would go back to freshman year of college and major in computer science or computer engineering. I’d also get my master’s degree and be living like everybody else who took that path: secure.
Time for a little drink!
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Time for a little drink!
This is damn near as bad as a lasagna.
Tell her you’re not hungry then take out the Tupperware of banana pudding Jolene from the job gave you.
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is damn near as bad as a lasagna.
I really don’t want to get on another app, but I loved TikTok, so I just might. 🙃
Ok so Upscrolled is basically twitter, Instagram and TikTok all in one. We've finally peaked at social media. Instagram can go now too
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I really don’t want to get on another app, but I loved TikTok, so I just might. 🙃