Yanncé
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31. Gardener. SGRho. 🐩 Lover of candy and crocheting. 🧶 Attorney until I find something better to do. Here for a good time. ✨
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
What if we're all Sims? ♑️☀️♌️🌕♎️⬆️
Don’t follow me for politics. I’m here for nonsense.
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Visiting my dad and stepmom (& fam) in Puerto Rico next week! I’m excited.
I love it there. I wish I took learning Spanish seriously though, because where they live, there is zero guarantee that folks speak English.
I love it there. I wish I took learning Spanish seriously though, because where they live, there is zero guarantee that folks speak English.
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Visiting my dad and stepmom (& fam) in Puerto Rico next week! I’m excited.
I love it there. I wish I took learning Spanish seriously though, because where they live, there is zero guarantee that folks speak English.
I love it there. I wish I took learning Spanish seriously though, because where they live, there is zero guarantee that folks speak English.
See idek where I could live besides VA. I am a Goldilocks ass girl. I need everything just right. Temperatures can’t be too cold or too hot. My ideal weather is between 65 and 74 degrees.
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
See idek where I could live besides VA. I am a Goldilocks ass girl. I need everything just right. Temperatures can’t be too cold or too hot. My ideal weather is between 65 and 74 degrees.
I feel like the 2A people manufactured the environment that would cause more people to desire guns.
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I feel like the 2A people manufactured the environment that would cause more people to desire guns.
Yes you are, and the red lip is everything!
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Yes you are, and the red lip is everything!
If I have kids, I’m probably gonna give them basic names that you can find on a keychain at a gift shop. I always wanted a keychain with my name on it. 😂
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If I have kids, I’m probably gonna give them basic names that you can find on a keychain at a gift shop. I always wanted a keychain with my name on it. 😂
It’s one thing to misspell someone’s name in an email. It’s another thing to give them a different name with the misspelling.
I wouldn’t be as offended if somebody left out an “n” in my name. But changing the first letter (which changes my name completely) really bothers me.
I wouldn’t be as offended if somebody left out an “n” in my name. But changing the first letter (which changes my name completely) really bothers me.
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It’s one thing to misspell someone’s name in an email. It’s another thing to give them a different name with the misspelling.
I wouldn’t be as offended if somebody left out an “n” in my name. But changing the first letter (which changes my name completely) really bothers me.
I wouldn’t be as offended if somebody left out an “n” in my name. But changing the first letter (which changes my name completely) really bothers me.
As a clumsy girl, this ice is stressing me out. Trash service hasn’t come since Thursday and I’m afraid to take it to the dumpster because I have injured myself doing that on a regular day. Imagine throwing in me having to keep my balance on ice. 😭
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
As a clumsy girl, this ice is stressing me out. Trash service hasn’t come since Thursday and I’m afraid to take it to the dumpster because I have injured myself doing that on a regular day. Imagine throwing in me having to keep my balance on ice. 😭
Gotta escape the billable hour. It’s hard to be mentally engaged all day.
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Gotta escape the billable hour. It’s hard to be mentally engaged all day.
But here he goes again. Lmfao.
Yeah… I think the underlying issues are that he was never considered cool enough to say dumb stuff & get away with it *and* he’s considered too ugly to be saying dumb things.
It’s unfortunate but true. We let people get away with things based on our perception of them, and he had no room to mess up
It’s unfortunate but true. We let people get away with things based on our perception of them, and he had no room to mess up
On a scale of 1 to 10 on the “im not listening to that mfers music no more” given all the shit that has happened over the years, I give Daniel Caesar a strong -2.
He said some dumb ass shit but it was never so deep that I felt like he couldnt come back from it.
He said some dumb ass shit but it was never so deep that I felt like he couldnt come back from it.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
But here he goes again. Lmfao.
People are citing city ordinances about clearing sidewalks in the Facebook group.
My complex plowed the areas that you drive through, creating a solid wall of ice behind our vehicles. People were trying to chop the ice down. The walkways are completely covered in ice & I’m low key scared to go outside. They just keep sending emails about how they’re not responsible for falls 😭
My complex just sent out an email stating they are not plowing the parking spots….. per some random policy(that I’m sure doesn’t exist).
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 AM
People are citing city ordinances about clearing sidewalks in the Facebook group.
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Is he related to Carlisle Cullen??
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Is he related to Carlisle Cullen??
Twilight (2008)
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Twilight (2008)
You should!!! 🔥🔥🔥
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
You should!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m giving the missing puzzle piece 3 more days to pop up. If it doesn’t appear, the puzzle is going back in the box and I’m giving it away. Because what the fuck.
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m giving the missing puzzle piece 3 more days to pop up. If it doesn’t appear, the puzzle is going back in the box and I’m giving it away. Because what the fuck.
See this is why I love parentheticals. That’s where the fun details are.
Fun random fact:
I was hired to cater an orgy/sex party some years back & the host invited me to stay & participate & said that she wanted “first dibs” on me with her husband🙃(her leave-out was unblended) & that’s all that needs to be said about the event & it’s…invitees🫠😬
I was hired to cater an orgy/sex party some years back & the host invited me to stay & participate & said that she wanted “first dibs” on me with her husband🙃(her leave-out was unblended) & that’s all that needs to be said about the event & it’s…invitees🫠😬
Orgy food probably good as hell if it ain’t in the same room as the fuckin
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
See this is why I love parentheticals. That’s where the fun details are.
So glad that my bookshelves are lined with Black women authors. Those women keep me from despair, and it’s not because their stories are all rainbows and butterflies. It’s because all of the stories involve suffering, but living and loving anyway, and that keeps me centered.
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
So glad that my bookshelves are lined with Black women authors. Those women keep me from despair, and it’s not because their stories are all rainbows and butterflies. It’s because all of the stories involve suffering, but living and loving anyway, and that keeps me centered.
Evergreen.
White people’s willingness to give other white people the benefit of the doubt despite any and all evidence that they shouldn’t will be the death of us all.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Evergreen.
If a white man does nothing else, he’s gonna give another white man the benefit of the doubt.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If a white man does nothing else, he’s gonna give another white man the benefit of the doubt.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Is there an option to just watch? I wanna know what goes on in there. Lmfao.
imagine going to a swingers party and nobody wanna fuck you … 👎🏾👎🏾 sickening
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Is there an option to just watch? I wanna know what goes on in there. Lmfao.
Out of Basil Hayden. Time for Crown Vanilla.
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Out of Basil Hayden. Time for Crown Vanilla.
I hated wearing my retainer at first and now it’s like a comfort item necessary for me to fall asleep lol
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I hated wearing my retainer at first and now it’s like a comfort item necessary for me to fall asleep lol
Hmm. Maybe Valentine’s Day won’t be a bust.
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Hmm. Maybe Valentine’s Day won’t be a bust.