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unclegravyboat
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Proud mother to two dumbass cats
Every couple of years they let an insider football term break containment and it's all anyone says. A while ago it was "game script" now it's "layering"
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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"I just think you'd be happier if you focused on the jumping and jiving"

-Brian Setzer to Captain Ahab, probably
September 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This halftime needs a disused 7/11 behind it
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Merry Thanksgiving from me and the two most spoiled cats in the world.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I called my granny. Where's my parade?
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This Thanksgiving is about chopped uncs doing it for themselves
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It got worse
Nothing says motown like Jack Black
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Nothing says motown like Jack Black
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It me
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Solo Thanksgiving, just me and the cats. Already several budweisers and half a joint in. Will likely be asleep before football starts.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't like Mr Fantasy
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"The overall clad Nintendo icon"
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
First time volunteering at the soup kitchen today and the governor was there.
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The horse is prepared for battle
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You wanted attention, Olivia
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Choose?!
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Outer Worlds 2 is exactly what I needed it to be.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Gentle yoga" my ass. No really, my ass hurts
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"ECTO1A" is the best vanity plate I've seen in a while
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I was taking pictures of the back of my head and accidentally hit an AI button or something, because I was musing to myself "the pitfalls of cutting one's own hair" and 3 seconds later my phone was explaining that concept to me.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Can't make my car payment cause of cloudflare. Car is mine now.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM