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obvious wallflower
@underthefloorboard.bsky.social
Putting pain in a stranger, like a portrait in flesh who trails on a leash.
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🚨 This is an alt! If you follow my main account, please be cool and normal about it.

🫀 Married but exploring solo. Don't worry about it.

Located in 🇩🇪

35, queer

MDNI ever
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Anna May Wong by Otto Dyar, 1931.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me and who
mmmm cockwarming season
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have been looking forward to this bath all day.

#monochromemonday
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It is so hard to be a sub while also being a total bitch.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I appreciate being told when someone has gotten off on the thought of me but it's so often delivered so artlessly ughhhhh
"Pounding all three holes furiously."

"Ah, OK. See, I was going to say deference for mine, but now I feel like we're playing different games."
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am absolutely useless at staring contests IRL, luckily photographs can't blink.
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I don't want to be your babygirl, I want the head of John the Baptist.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Quand je t'ai revu l'éte j'ai decidé
Si ton amour était pareil au mien
Je pourrais être Sunday girl

#softsunday
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
>"interested in play parties"
>"Very vanilla"

Sorry, darling, what?
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
1. Derelict site of heavy industry
2. Church
3. In the crowd at a concert
4. Sleeper car of a train
5. The woods
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Asking what someone is into is like playing rock, paper, scissors, because you always think you've got it sussed and then they just crudely destroy what you've drawn.
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm so sleepy, I want to rest my head on someone's lap.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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The full image of Kay for Madam Satan (1930).
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Sébastien-Louis-Guillaume Norblin de la Gourdaine:
Cyparissus (1825)

#art #man #male
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh no, I have a date. And it's after Christmas so I have so much time to panic.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Rejoining Feeld with this new clarity of purpose
Need to find friends to go to kink parties with me in the new year 👉👈
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Basil Rathbone has Ellen Drew on his hands in The Mad Doctor (1941).
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Oh this account hit 100 followers. Thank you, assorted perverts.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
New to non-monogamy and it's funny to me how it's just been a cycle of "hmmph jealous 😠" immediately followed by "yaaay they're happy 🥰"
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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William Etty:
Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828)

#art #man #male
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I own exactly 1 (one) flannel shirt, so here you go.

#adventflannel #plaidvent
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
All of Christendom: Hey St. Anthony I lost my keys, can you he-

St. Anthony: But fuckin busy, actually
The Temptation of Saint Anthony, (1831) by Charles-Alexandre Debacq
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Naked except for my collar, I take my position. Head up, feet slightly apart, and hands clasped behind my back. You circle me slowly, my skin prickling as you grope my tits and arse before taking your seat and pointing at the floor in front of you.

“Now show me the rest of what's mine”

#W1PP #BNOC
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I say for meetings but also mean literally whenever. Just to be reduced to a soaking mess at someone else's whim while I try to go about my day.
Should I get a smart toy in the new year for my endless pointless meetings...
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM