Count Dracula (PARODY)
@vampirediva.bsky.social
21+ | MV/MS | PARODY | MDNI | NO SMUT | #vampireRP #crossover #AU #TARDIS
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"Allow me to reintroduce myself. . . ."
indie Count Dracula from the film Van Helsing
into the #TARDIS
[credit to jumpshowtv on tiktok]
indie Count Dracula from the film Van Helsing
into the #TARDIS
[credit to jumpshowtv on tiktok]
The Count is enjoying his own version of a feast on this Thursday evening.
Be careful or you might end up as a main course. 😈❤️
Be careful or you might end up as a main course. 😈❤️
a black and white photo of a man with long hair and earrings .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with long hair and earrings .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Count is enjoying his own version of a feast on this Thursday evening.
Be careful or you might end up as a main course. 😈❤️
Be careful or you might end up as a main course. 😈❤️
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It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️
Do tell me, just how dangerous I am. 😈
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Do tell me, just how dangerous I am. 😈
Please don't.
He'd rather bathe in holy water under direct sunlight. 🙄
He'd rather bathe in holy water under direct sunlight. 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Please don't.
He'd rather bathe in holy water under direct sunlight. 🙄
He'd rather bathe in holy water under direct sunlight. 🙄
DO. NOT. HUG. HIM.
You will get murdered violently. 😠🧛🏻♂️
You will get murdered violently. 😠🧛🏻♂️
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
DO. NOT. HUG. HIM.
You will get murdered violently. 😠🧛🏻♂️
You will get murdered violently. 😠🧛🏻♂️
Definitely stolen but he doesn't care! 😈
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Definitely stolen but he doesn't care! 😈
It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️
It's #SeductiveSunday and here's another banger(as the mortals say). 😈❤️
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It's #SeductiveSunday and here's another banger(as the mortals say). 😈❤️
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He's watching @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social from the shadows.
She looked delicious and was a perfect candidate to become one of his brides.
She looked delicious and was a perfect candidate to become one of his brides.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
He's watching @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social from the shadows.
She looked delicious and was a perfect candidate to become one of his brides.
She looked delicious and was a perfect candidate to become one of his brides.
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"I have no intention to leave my work unfinished."
📽️by nygmas.vsp on TikTok
📽️by nygmas.vsp on TikTok
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"I have no intention to leave my work unfinished."
📽️by nygmas.vsp on TikTok
📽️by nygmas.vsp on TikTok
"I wasn't talking to you, little man."
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"I wasn't talking to you, little man."
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❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞
July 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞
It's just turned Saturday.
Enjoy this #SexySaturday from your Lord and Master. 😈
Enjoy this #SexySaturday from your Lord and Master. 😈
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's just turned Saturday.
Enjoy this #SexySaturday from your Lord and Master. 😈
Enjoy this #SexySaturday from your Lord and Master. 😈
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~Sorceress
Supreme ~
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• Independent Portrayal
• Adult Themes
• MDNI / Lewd DNI
• Friendly Writer
• DMs open for plot
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Supreme ~
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• Independent Portrayal
• Adult Themes
• MDNI / Lewd DNI
• Friendly Writer
• DMs open for plot
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November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
~Sorceress
Supreme ~
——————————————————
• Independent Portrayal
• Adult Themes
• MDNI / Lewd DNI
• Friendly Writer
• DMs open for plot
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Supreme ~
——————————————————
• Independent Portrayal
• Adult Themes
• MDNI / Lewd DNI
• Friendly Writer
• DMs open for plot
——————————————————
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--✨[̲̅N][̲̅e][̲̅w] [M][̲̅u][̲̅t][̲̅a][̲̅n][̲̅t]✨--
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𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
...........................................................
-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
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𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
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-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
August 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
--✨[̲̅N][̲̅e][̲̅w] [M][̲̅u][̲̅t][̲̅a][̲̅n][̲̅t]✨--
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𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
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-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
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𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
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-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
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// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened.
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer.
Earlier this week there was a situation --
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🎮 leaving this here. i need a little breather.
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
🎮 leaving this here. i need a little breather.
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❝ For a guy who's just fast as me, I always seem to be too late. ❞
• A literate and descriptive portrayal of Peter Maximoff.
• (Multi) ship w chemistry. Bisexual.
• Multiverse and OC friendly.
• Heart and retweet to spread the world.
( More information below! )
• A literate and descriptive portrayal of Peter Maximoff.
• (Multi) ship w chemistry. Bisexual.
• Multiverse and OC friendly.
• Heart and retweet to spread the world.
( More information below! )
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
❝ For a guy who's just fast as me, I always seem to be too late. ❞
• A literate and descriptive portrayal of Peter Maximoff.
• (Multi) ship w chemistry. Bisexual.
• Multiverse and OC friendly.
• Heart and retweet to spread the world.
( More information below! )
• A literate and descriptive portrayal of Peter Maximoff.
• (Multi) ship w chemistry. Bisexual.
• Multiverse and OC friendly.
• Heart and retweet to spread the world.
( More information below! )
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He's around.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
October 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
He's around.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
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October 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He's around.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
October 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
He's around.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.
He's practicing with a small hunk of metal he found.
Best steer clear for everyone's safety.