Vanilla Skunk
@vanillaskunk.ca
Skunk Furry | Music Enthusiast | Tech Savvy | Cartoon Character
My FurAffinity account is old enough to drink where I live.
https://linktr.ee/vanillaskunk
My FurAffinity account is old enough to drink where I live.
https://linktr.ee/vanillaskunk
Normally I hear the sound of my computer's CPU fan when I sit quietly in this cabin.
When the computer sleeps, I hear tennitus instead. It gets really loud.
But today I hear the river.
When the computer sleeps, I hear tennitus instead. It gets really loud.
But today I hear the river.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Normally I hear the sound of my computer's CPU fan when I sit quietly in this cabin.
When the computer sleeps, I hear tennitus instead. It gets really loud.
But today I hear the river.
When the computer sleeps, I hear tennitus instead. It gets really loud.
But today I hear the river.
There is another reason why I'm really miserable, and it does not have to do with being stuck here.
I don't wanna do things.
I've already failed these things so many fucking times. Do I want to fail again?
As long as I'm not thinking about it I'm fine. But I'm not doing things.
My head hurts.
I don't wanna do things.
I've already failed these things so many fucking times. Do I want to fail again?
As long as I'm not thinking about it I'm fine. But I'm not doing things.
My head hurts.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There is another reason why I'm really miserable, and it does not have to do with being stuck here.
I don't wanna do things.
I've already failed these things so many fucking times. Do I want to fail again?
As long as I'm not thinking about it I'm fine. But I'm not doing things.
My head hurts.
I don't wanna do things.
I've already failed these things so many fucking times. Do I want to fail again?
As long as I'm not thinking about it I'm fine. But I'm not doing things.
My head hurts.
It's not even noon yet and I already lost.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's not even noon yet and I already lost.
Reposted by Vanilla Skunk
Who up fart walkin
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Who up fart walkin
Body angry.
Maybe I should replace those crushed red pepper flakes.
Maybe I should replace those crushed red pepper flakes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Body angry.
Maybe I should replace those crushed red pepper flakes.
Maybe I should replace those crushed red pepper flakes.
I am sorry everyone.
It's a rainbow.
It's a rainbow.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I am sorry everyone.
It's a rainbow.
It's a rainbow.
See I wasn't really hungry, but I wanted to wake myself up, so I ate something.
This wasn't how I had it planned.
This wasn't how I had it planned.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
See I wasn't really hungry, but I wanted to wake myself up, so I ate something.
This wasn't how I had it planned.
This wasn't how I had it planned.
Umm...
These crushed red peppers expired ... three years ago ...
You said you wanted your house painted brown, right? We'll have it done in a minute for you. Stand clear.
These crushed red peppers expired ... three years ago ...
You said you wanted your house painted brown, right? We'll have it done in a minute for you. Stand clear.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Umm...
These crushed red peppers expired ... three years ago ...
You said you wanted your house painted brown, right? We'll have it done in a minute for you. Stand clear.
These crushed red peppers expired ... three years ago ...
You said you wanted your house painted brown, right? We'll have it done in a minute for you. Stand clear.
I am high on spicy
holy shit
holy shit
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I am high on spicy
holy shit
holy shit
A snowy day is a great day for spicy chili.
Except I made it too spicy.
Except I made it too spicy.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A snowy day is a great day for spicy chili.
Except I made it too spicy.
Except I made it too spicy.
The thing about snow is I should probably cook something before the power goes out.
The power doesn't go out unless someone hits a power pole.
Someone always hits a power pole.
The power doesn't go out unless someone hits a power pole.
Someone always hits a power pole.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The thing about snow is I should probably cook something before the power goes out.
The power doesn't go out unless someone hits a power pole.
Someone always hits a power pole.
The power doesn't go out unless someone hits a power pole.
Someone always hits a power pole.
There's an inch of snow on my car but it's only now starting to cover my skylight.
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There's an inch of snow on my car but it's only now starting to cover my skylight.
Now I just need some electric heated boots. The part of me that actually gets cold first is my feet, and then the rest of me instantly feels cold no matter how not cold I am.
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Now I just need some electric heated boots. The part of me that actually gets cold first is my feet, and then the rest of me instantly feels cold no matter how not cold I am.
Holy fuck it's snowing.
... Why do I hear a knock on my door?
Oh hey. Oh hey! Thanks for the electric heated jacket!
That was good timing.
... Why do I hear a knock on my door?
Oh hey. Oh hey! Thanks for the electric heated jacket!
That was good timing.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Holy fuck it's snowing.
... Why do I hear a knock on my door?
Oh hey. Oh hey! Thanks for the electric heated jacket!
That was good timing.
... Why do I hear a knock on my door?
Oh hey. Oh hey! Thanks for the electric heated jacket!
That was good timing.
I shaved my face, and I'm wearing arm warmers.
My face is now attaching itself to my arms hook and loop style.
My face is now attaching itself to my arms hook and loop style.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I shaved my face, and I'm wearing arm warmers.
My face is now attaching itself to my arms hook and loop style.
My face is now attaching itself to my arms hook and loop style.
okay so my shoulder is keeping me awake and I needed a heat massage.
Instead I make the most horrible noises.
Good thing I'm in a cabin by myself and not waking others up.
Instead I make the most horrible noises.
Good thing I'm in a cabin by myself and not waking others up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
okay so my shoulder is keeping me awake and I needed a heat massage.
Instead I make the most horrible noises.
Good thing I'm in a cabin by myself and not waking others up.
Instead I make the most horrible noises.
Good thing I'm in a cabin by myself and not waking others up.
Being a pot smoker isn't all just fun and games.
I just spent 20 minutes in the shower sounding like I was puking my guts out. I was just clearing mucus so I could breathe.
A task that you need steam for.
I just spent 20 minutes in the shower sounding like I was puking my guts out. I was just clearing mucus so I could breathe.
A task that you need steam for.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Being a pot smoker isn't all just fun and games.
I just spent 20 minutes in the shower sounding like I was puking my guts out. I was just clearing mucus so I could breathe.
A task that you need steam for.
I just spent 20 minutes in the shower sounding like I was puking my guts out. I was just clearing mucus so I could breathe.
A task that you need steam for.
*fart*
I had...
*fart*
pasta with
*fart*
meat sauce
*fart*
and I don't
*fart*
think that was
*fart*
lean beef
I had...
*fart*
pasta with
*fart*
meat sauce
*fart*
and I don't
*fart*
think that was
*fart*
lean beef
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
*fart*
I had...
*fart*
pasta with
*fart*
meat sauce
*fart*
and I don't
*fart*
think that was
*fart*
lean beef
I had...
*fart*
pasta with
*fart*
meat sauce
*fart*
and I don't
*fart*
think that was
*fart*
lean beef
So, there was a weird knock in my brakes, mostly noticeable on the highway.
Today I took both my front wheels off
and did nothing more than caress my brake rotors.
For some reason... that fixed my brakes.
Repeat: I did nothing more than caress my rotors.
Today I took both my front wheels off
and did nothing more than caress my brake rotors.
For some reason... that fixed my brakes.
Repeat: I did nothing more than caress my rotors.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
So, there was a weird knock in my brakes, mostly noticeable on the highway.
Today I took both my front wheels off
and did nothing more than caress my brake rotors.
For some reason... that fixed my brakes.
Repeat: I did nothing more than caress my rotors.
Today I took both my front wheels off
and did nothing more than caress my brake rotors.
For some reason... that fixed my brakes.
Repeat: I did nothing more than caress my rotors.
Well ...
I broke my laptop.
I broke my laptop.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Well ...
I broke my laptop.
I broke my laptop.
I am up at 6am because my shoulder is raging pain at me, and I can't sleep.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am up at 6am because my shoulder is raging pain at me, and I can't sleep.
Reposted by Vanilla Skunk
when you fart so loudly in your sleep that your grandma's clapper detects your butt clapping and turns on her light for her
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
when you fart so loudly in your sleep that your grandma's clapper detects your butt clapping and turns on her light for her
This cabin is doing this weird thing where the north side creaks, then the south side creaks, then the middle creaks, then it repeats
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
This cabin is doing this weird thing where the north side creaks, then the south side creaks, then the middle creaks, then it repeats
2am Animal Screams
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November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
2am Animal Screams
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