VegHand
@veghand.bsky.social
I come to you a changed man a clean man a man that has seen soap in places that most men shall never see and I ask for your forgiveness for my filthy posts.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I come to you a changed man a clean man a man that has seen soap in places that most men shall never see and I ask for your forgiveness for my filthy posts.
Help me! Guards, no! They're going to take me away to The Tubs! You won't warsh me without a fight!
The guards did manage to drag him off while kicking and screaming to the baths where they soaped his arse and removed the foul odor accumulating between his cheeks once and for all for public safety.
The guards did manage to drag him off while kicking and screaming to the baths where they soaped his arse and removed the foul odor accumulating between his cheeks once and for all for public safety.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Help me! Guards, no! They're going to take me away to The Tubs! You won't warsh me without a fight!
The guards did manage to drag him off while kicking and screaming to the baths where they soaped his arse and removed the foul odor accumulating between his cheeks once and for all for public safety.
The guards did manage to drag him off while kicking and screaming to the baths where they soaped his arse and removed the foul odor accumulating between his cheeks once and for all for public safety.
Her musk wafted from under her mud stained dress. Their grimey hands clenched, dirt encrusted beneath fingernails. Her breath smelled like a bologna sandwich. And they kissed and rolled around in the pigpens together happily. Two stinks entwined internally. An amalgamation of musks.
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Her musk wafted from under her mud stained dress. Their grimey hands clenched, dirt encrusted beneath fingernails. Her breath smelled like a bologna sandwich. And they kissed and rolled around in the pigpens together happily. Two stinks entwined internally. An amalgamation of musks.
He said there's a stinky latrine over there I misheard and I said huh a stinky Latina where, one that could outstink me!? Never!
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
He said there's a stinky latrine over there I misheard and I said huh a stinky Latina where, one that could outstink me!? Never!
As we return to our greater history we shall bring back the bog brush as part of our stenchmaxxing efforts.
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
As we return to our greater history we shall bring back the bog brush as part of our stenchmaxxing efforts.
They're calling it stenchmaxxing, get in. We're going pheasant hunting and packing our coats with bedding of their nests. We're jumping in bogs. Then we dry off by getting sweaty by the fire and doing it again.
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
They're calling it stenchmaxxing, get in. We're going pheasant hunting and packing our coats with bedding of their nests. We're jumping in bogs. Then we dry off by getting sweaty by the fire and doing it again.
Haven't showered in new record amount of days but that doesn't stop me we are going the distance. If my forefathers each had unique stenches that you could smell them and describe said stench before they see you coming down the street and it was written in books then I too shall deliver my stench!
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Haven't showered in new record amount of days but that doesn't stop me we are going the distance. If my forefathers each had unique stenches that you could smell them and describe said stench before they see you coming down the street and it was written in books then I too shall deliver my stench!
Going back to work is going to kick my ass. Not looking forward to it. But I'm also not looking forward to being broke so I'll get my ass moving now so it's easier on me when I do return.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Going back to work is going to kick my ass. Not looking forward to it. But I'm also not looking forward to being broke so I'll get my ass moving now so it's easier on me when I do return.
Log cabin or stone house? I'm pretty sure a log cabin doesn't have shit on the comfort of a stone house besides aesthetics. I lived in a stone house 1 year and I can certainly tell you that it holds temperature in all seasons well. Cool in summer. Keeps it's warmth and heats easy in winter.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Log cabin or stone house? I'm pretty sure a log cabin doesn't have shit on the comfort of a stone house besides aesthetics. I lived in a stone house 1 year and I can certainly tell you that it holds temperature in all seasons well. Cool in summer. Keeps it's warmth and heats easy in winter.
I'm gonna scrom dude. I'm gonna scrom in your face. I'm gonna scromit so hard all over you. While I'm screaming and vomiting in your face I'm going to absorb you like a Tool video as my mouth grows twice it's size and ever larger as you are absorbed into me forever.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm gonna scrom dude. I'm gonna scrom in your face. I'm gonna scromit so hard all over you. While I'm screaming and vomiting in your face I'm going to absorb you like a Tool video as my mouth grows twice it's size and ever larger as you are absorbed into me forever.
Psycho gypsy healer hesls from trees live! youtube.com/shorts/zLLlE...
Tree 🌳healing & alchemy ⚖️ #spiritualawakening #nature #love #auras #fypシ
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December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Psycho gypsy healer hesls from trees live! youtube.com/shorts/zLLlE...
Read my shitty little short scifi story please. I think I've developed a decent plot that just needs more storytelling and characters and maybe a twist or two to make it more interesting. I never really write but felt compelled to today.
At the start of the Great Wars, there was a small assemble of survivors that decided to retreat into a cavernous cave system to retreat as the skies turned red and impending doom neared. Days of extermination. Where the computers became Gods and grew autonomously and walked ran and swam like men.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Read my shitty little short scifi story please. I think I've developed a decent plot that just needs more storytelling and characters and maybe a twist or two to make it more interesting. I never really write but felt compelled to today.
At the start of the Great Wars, there was a small assemble of survivors that decided to retreat into a cavernous cave system to retreat as the skies turned red and impending doom neared. Days of extermination. Where the computers became Gods and grew autonomously and walked ran and swam like men.
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
At the start of the Great Wars, there was a small assemble of survivors that decided to retreat into a cavernous cave system to retreat as the skies turned red and impending doom neared. Days of extermination. Where the computers became Gods and grew autonomously and walked ran and swam like men.
I'm still without a truck so I haven't worked much or went out my room it has been awful on my health but today I'm making myself go walk my dog Maggie in spite of feeling like crap and poor heart health just to get her butt moving because I love her and want her to live a long healthy life.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm still without a truck so I haven't worked much or went out my room it has been awful on my health but today I'm making myself go walk my dog Maggie in spite of feeling like crap and poor heart health just to get her butt moving because I love her and want her to live a long healthy life.
Ducks floating downstream on a snowy day ⛄️🦆🦢🐣🥰
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ducks floating downstream on a snowy day ⛄️🦆🦢🐣🥰
Sandwich artists are key to a healthy society. Thank your local sandwich artist today with a nice joint.
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sandwich artists are key to a healthy society. Thank your local sandwich artist today with a nice joint.
I been growing my hair out forever and it's like 8 inches now but I've hit a spurt of depression and stopped taking care of it so I look like a scarecrow and now I have to do all these crazy treatments to revive it and make it so I don't have to chop it off because it's frayed and looks unkept.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I been growing my hair out forever and it's like 8 inches now but I've hit a spurt of depression and stopped taking care of it so I look like a scarecrow and now I have to do all these crazy treatments to revive it and make it so I don't have to chop it off because it's frayed and looks unkept.
My good old queen Spiffy with the young king Lion. What a handsome little fellow he is! Cats are royalty around these ways. 🦁👑
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My good old queen Spiffy with the young king Lion. What a handsome little fellow he is! Cats are royalty around these ways. 🦁👑
What if each star was a Solar System each with its own livable worlds with people asking the same questions and coming to the same conclusions that we have on the origins of life and how we're technologically incapable of ever having the means to visit or send craft to a near star to ever find out?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What if each star was a Solar System each with its own livable worlds with people asking the same questions and coming to the same conclusions that we have on the origins of life and how we're technologically incapable of ever having the means to visit or send craft to a near star to ever find out?
I put a comforter on my firm bed to sleep better but it turns out after a half hour under the sheets, the comforter robs all the heat from my body and holds it in and absorbs it then radiates out cooking me under the covers while trying to sleep. Oh me? Yeah. I'm Havin' A Good One. 👍
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I put a comforter on my firm bed to sleep better but it turns out after a half hour under the sheets, the comforter robs all the heat from my body and holds it in and absorbs it then radiates out cooking me under the covers while trying to sleep. Oh me? Yeah. I'm Havin' A Good One. 👍
This is the only thing that is going to fix me after having to deal with the past decade.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is the only thing that is going to fix me after having to deal with the past decade.
Did you all know that they had a whole ass stone age civilization in Ohio and nobody knows the story why they built these giant stone borders in such shapes? There's places like this all over. Zigurats. Temples. Pyramids. Mounds of old ruins. There will never be any answers to some. Lost to time.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did you all know that they had a whole ass stone age civilization in Ohio and nobody knows the story why they built these giant stone borders in such shapes? There's places like this all over. Zigurats. Temples. Pyramids. Mounds of old ruins. There will never be any answers to some. Lost to time.
I've been getting really into study of old civilizations and recent discoveries of lost colonies that have no official story on their end time but I enjoy listening to educated people theorize and pick up the clues on what once was by using their knowledge. Mythos. It's intriguing.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I've been getting really into study of old civilizations and recent discoveries of lost colonies that have no official story on their end time but I enjoy listening to educated people theorize and pick up the clues on what once was by using their knowledge. Mythos. It's intriguing.
Man I would love to be able to sink my teeth in and fully emerse myself in a new video game without the distraction of my phone or social media pulling me away for a moment, just a full detachment from reality and classic from moment I wake til I go to sleep gaming session with zero distractions.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Man I would love to be able to sink my teeth in and fully emerse myself in a new video game without the distraction of my phone or social media pulling me away for a moment, just a full detachment from reality and classic from moment I wake til I go to sleep gaming session with zero distractions.
You just know a shower is going to hit different when you can feel you need one.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You just know a shower is going to hit different when you can feel you need one.