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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 6d

I love my family in Texas but the Dallas Cowboys are playing dirty. Like, looking to intentionally injur players dirty. Gross.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 22d

Reminder to watch the O'rangers host this year's runs.

I'm an Oceanics fan, myself, but the O'rangers have really showed up with production quality.

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Marble Race: MARBLE LEAGUE 2025 - All Events

YouTube video by Jelle's Marble Runs

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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Sep 14

Colts cheating like the Raiders used to. Guess the refs got their payment.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Aug 26

Someone tell #vmwareexplore that the rave before their AI sales pitch isn't getting me hyped, it's making me deaf.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jul 29

GUMBALL SAID EAT THE FUCKING RICH. EPISODE ONE. EAT. THE. RICH.

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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jul 22

Telling debt collectors that you're gonna kill yourself and they can collect payment from your corpse seems to upset them.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jul 7

People don't want their tech fixed. They just put in a ticket and walk.

Like, it's not getting fixed without your participation!

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jul 2

Switched from being a lifelong fan of DC shoes to Puma. The customer support was incredible. Fedex lost my package, wouldn't help me, and hung up on me. Called Puma and they're 2 day shipping me shoes to be here for a trip. Best Customer Service I've had in years.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jul 1

Due to the turn of today's society, I will not be having kids. Which sucks. But I will be coaching a small swim team, which is cool.

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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jul 1

@possumgamer.bsky.social came home and professed the joys of Hoagiefest.

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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 30

Called "the original iPad kid" today.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 30

Nobody ever asked me how I got so good at tech. Weird question to answer since I didn't take any traditional route.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 27

I won't be everybody's cup of tea and that's okay.

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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 26

Realizing that all the stress and work and chores and gifts and chaos just to still not be good enough sucks.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 16

Very excited I keep seeing Pride posts from NFL teams.

Low key bummed that the Broncos hasn't posted one yet.

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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 12

I do think Love will always win over hate and power grabs. I just wish there weren't so many casualties.

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Possum 🌙 @possumgamer.bsky.social · Jun 12

Excited to be part of the Fruities Pride Raid Train currently ongoing!!
My slot is on Friday at 2pm MDT, so I look forward to seeing you there 💙🖤

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Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 12

Users do not want you to respond immediately. When you respond immediately, they ignore your message until you're busy and then complain about how IT is bad.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 8

Hot take: when food people say you can't taste the coffee in the chocolate thing, that it just makes it taste like more chocolate, they're lying. I can taste the coffee and its ruining many chocolate things.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 8

AI continues to make my life harder. Windows updates for May include AI in the package and it has taken me 4+ hours to update servers that previously took less than 1.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 8

They picked a fight in L.A.? L.A. where they are notorious for their riots? L.A. where there's a combination of people who have flexible enough schedules to show up and/or enough money to show up? L.A. where people are already on the edge just to live there and don't really need a reason to go over?

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 7

Elden Ring lore videos are this gen's WW2 documentaries.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · Jun 6

CPR Certified again!

Always good stuff to know.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · May 30

Error codes don't fucking LIE, Benjamin, if the error says its because your blocked it's because the other mother fucker fucking blocked you!

Take it up with them as to why they think you're spam.

Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · May 29

After Disney messed up Lilo & Stitch so bad, any advert I get while watching the original on Disney+ will be in my never ever ever buy or support list.