Unrelated, someone asked if I wanted to borrow their dog for 20 minutes.
Unrelated, someone asked if I wanted to borrow their dog for 20 minutes.
….yes, I’ve just had to drag a pizza apart with a knife that’s pretty much a spatula
….yes, I’ve just had to drag a pizza apart with a knife that’s pretty much a spatula
“…I haven’t seen one”
“Give it your best”
“….ok”
“…I haven’t seen one”
“Give it your best”
“….ok”
“Well, has be a car, obviously”
“Well, has be a car, obviously”
Film showing and Q&A from Lomper afterwards…
Film showing and Q&A from Lomper afterwards…
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”