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One Million Followers In A Milliom Days.
The No. 1 news paper for the village, publishing truth and not negativity like you get in other village publications. Working tirelessly to eradicate spelling errers.
One Million Followers In A Milliom Days.
The No. 1 news paper for the village, publishing truth and not negativity like you get in other village publications. Working tirelessly to eradicate spelling errers.
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It's the latest issue of your super-soaraway Village Times!
The only newspaper made of posters that you need!
Four pages jam-packed with all the latest news from the Village that you read here over the last few days.
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The Village Times is the Village Papers.
The only newspaper made of posters that you need!
Four pages jam-packed with all the latest news from the Village that you read here over the last few days.
#VillageTimes
The Village Times is the Village Papers.
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Tech Tip
Ever wondered how to password-protect a document? No problem! Here's a tech tip that will keep your confidential information secure from prying eyes 👍
Ever wondered how to password-protect a document? No problem! Here's a tech tip that will keep your confidential information secure from prying eyes 👍
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Tech Tip
Ever wondered how to password-protect a document? No problem! Here's a tech tip that will keep your confidential information secure from prying eyes 👍
Ever wondered how to password-protect a document? No problem! Here's a tech tip that will keep your confidential information secure from prying eyes 👍
Science first.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Science first.
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This is so unfortunate. I hope it doesn't take decades for the bridge to be rebuilt :(
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is so unfortunate. I hope it doesn't take decades for the bridge to be rebuilt :(
@kevin-gallant.bsky.social Thanks for the follow. Also, Oh, Hello
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
@kevin-gallant.bsky.social Thanks for the follow. Also, Oh, Hello
Terrible News.
The Village Times was about to make contact with the l*vely girls who did a lot of k*ssing with @sirmichael.bsky.social but the bridge has been washed away!
The Village Times was about to make contact with the l*vely girls who did a lot of k*ssing with @sirmichael.bsky.social but the bridge has been washed away!
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Terrible News.
The Village Times was about to make contact with the l*vely girls who did a lot of k*ssing with @sirmichael.bsky.social but the bridge has been washed away!
The Village Times was about to make contact with the l*vely girls who did a lot of k*ssing with @sirmichael.bsky.social but the bridge has been washed away!
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*** NEW CHARACTERS ALERT***
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
*** NEW CHARACTERS ALERT***
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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The only change I would make is to include the scene from Weekend at Bernie's 2, in which Bernie dances in a conga line.
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The only change I would make is to include the scene from Weekend at Bernie's 2, in which Bernie dances in a conga line.
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Home Alone was a pretty successful film. But could it have been even more successful? With these 8 simple changes, I believe so, yes.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Home Alone was a pretty successful film. But could it have been even more successful? With these 8 simple changes, I believe so, yes.
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Meant to post this yesterday but hopefully it's still useful. The key cutting shop near my house is offering a special Black Friday deal of 16 keys cut for the price of 15. Offer only available until 5pm yesterday. Ask for Pat rather than Jasper (Jasper doesn't agree with Black Friday as a concept).
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Meant to post this yesterday but hopefully it's still useful. The key cutting shop near my house is offering a special Black Friday deal of 16 keys cut for the price of 15. Offer only available until 5pm yesterday. Ask for Pat rather than Jasper (Jasper doesn't agree with Black Friday as a concept).
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Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
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A touching contribution to G Amato's Funeral from Manuel.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A touching contribution to G Amato's Funeral from Manuel.
@headforpoints.com Did you see that Tesco Ireland Clubcard is now linking up with Avios?
www.flyertalk.com/forum/aer-li...
Tesco Ireland Clubcard has had to part waves with Tesco UK.
You couldn't make it up! :D :D
www.flyertalk.com/forum/aer-li...
Tesco Ireland Clubcard has had to part waves with Tesco UK.
You couldn't make it up! :D :D
Aer Lingus and Tesco Ireland link up to earn AVIOS - FlyerTalk Forums
Aer Lingus | AerClub - Aer Lingus and Tesco Ireland link up to earn AVIOS - Great addition that Tesco Ireland are onboard. https://www.hospitalityireland.com/general-industry/aer-lingus-and-tesco-irel...
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November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@headforpoints.com Did you see that Tesco Ireland Clubcard is now linking up with Avios?
www.flyertalk.com/forum/aer-li...
Tesco Ireland Clubcard has had to part waves with Tesco UK.
You couldn't make it up! :D :D
www.flyertalk.com/forum/aer-li...
Tesco Ireland Clubcard has had to part waves with Tesco UK.
You couldn't make it up! :D :D
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I normally listen to the radio with the volume off just to be on the safe side.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I normally listen to the radio with the volume off just to be on the safe side.
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Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.
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I'm a genius, apparently...
Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm a genius, apparently...
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You’ve come out saying you are opposed to replacing 4 with a strawberry emoji but have remained silent on the frankly more dangerous and hugely ill judged idea I’ve just had of replacing money in every forth atm transaction with a blast of flames. Surely safety comes first?
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You’ve come out saying you are opposed to replacing 4 with a strawberry emoji but have remained silent on the frankly more dangerous and hugely ill judged idea I’ve just had of replacing money in every forth atm transaction with a blast of flames. Surely safety comes first?
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Just sprinted to the park to register. The local youths seemed a bit surprised initially but quickly agreed to hold my PIN and passwords for free! Sometimes I think they're a little naive when it comes to business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just sprinted to the park to register. The local youths seemed a bit surprised initially but quickly agreed to hold my PIN and passwords for free! Sometimes I think they're a little naive when it comes to business.
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Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did you know that the local youths run a PIN database. Register with them and if you ever forget your PIN they've got you covered. They also do internet banking passcodes, or any financially-related passwords you might use. 👍
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Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pam, you're a genius. I can't believe society hasn't thought of this before. It's the most effective and elegant solution to the blight of forgotten PINs that anyone could have ever hoped for.
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I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
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One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
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wife: will you taste this dressing i made and tell me if it needs anything
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
wife: will you taste this dressing i made and tell me if it needs anything
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands
me: *smacking lips* not enough islands