Vinny Thomas
vinnythomas.bsky.social
Vinny Thomas
@vinnythomas.bsky.social
ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
“fuck this could change everything. i need to tell my girls about this”

-an ant after it smells a little Captain Crunch on the floor
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
yeah, they should’ve had Ray Charles up there!!! why didn’t they get Ray Charles????
I was not impressed... don't know who he is?? maybe I'm just very old and out of touch but would have been nice to have entertainment I could understand. I'll go take my nap now...
February 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me at 4yo trying to gather my entire extended family to watch me do a little flip or something
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
omg Kelce looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it’s so heartening to see the US finally engaging in a trade war with our two greatest enemies, Mexico and Canada
February 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
ooooh this lady sitting in my row on this flight has a BAD attitude. Mean for no reason. I don’t have to fart rn but im gonna figure something out before we land
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove
January 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Thank you ❤️
Vine, this is your moment.
January 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
so happy it’s finally out :) I was the one holding the flashlight under Trump’s face for this portrait :) it smelled really bad down there but i think i did a really good job and i hope they eventually pay me ❤️
January 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What was ur most embarrassing moment of 2024 (not gonna share mine but would like to hear urs)
December 31, 2024 at 4:28 PM
i’m old enough to remember when Kim Kardashian said she was going to law school
Macaulay Culkin as Santa Claus filming Kim Kardashian in the ‘Santa Baby’ short film.
December 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
“don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”
December 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Damn, I can tell from your Guy Fawkes profile pic that you really have a handle on the zeitgeist
December 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Kraven (2024) is a trailblazing film. No other movie has so bravely depicted thousands of African buffalo living in Eastern Russia. Do they explain this? No. But that’s part of the bravery.
December 17, 2024 at 2:31 AM
mama mia i would like to join the manhunt as well
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
wow so now folks want to hurt u for simply telling people they are too poor to survive cancer? woke culture has gone to far
December 5, 2024 at 10:43 PM
can’t stand seeing one of my friends get a nosebleed. like what are u doing?? grow up
December 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Good morning to those of you who are awake. Nurses, ghouls, raccoons, etc
December 1, 2024 at 12:08 PM
without what and a drink
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 AM
November 28, 2024 at 6:11 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold 😞 please bring them inside
November 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
how come there is a bee twink on the Cheerios box, but there is never a bee twink inside. RFK i am begging u to do something about this.
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Reposted by Vinny Thomas
Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM