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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Found this video while explaining the Portland Frogs to someone. Enjoy!
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The new Geese album constantly surprises.
October 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Multnomah Falls, Columbia River, Oregon
June 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.

100% of his salary is paid by WA state.

Elon fired him. Share his story.
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Refilling the coffee reservoir
February 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hot take on a cold day: my kids could have gone to school today.
January 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
RIP Bob Uecker. A true Wisconsin hero.
January 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Finished North Woods by Daniel Mason and it was my favorite reading experience of the year. I like getting through last year's Christmas books just in time to start the new ones!
January 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Messy but effective.
January 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I will be doing my first Dryuary....after the weekend.
January 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Absolutely stuffed...as it should be
December 26, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I realize it's a compilation of previously released material but 'Merry Christmas, Baby' with Kenny Burrell and Jimmy Smith is amazing holiday vibes.
December 20, 2024 at 12:17 PM
If I knew the number of years I would spend just sitting and waiting in court....well, I'd still be a lawyer but I would have thought twice.
December 17, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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“ICE cannot enter your home unless they have a warrant signed by a judge … Most of the time ICE agents will only have warrants signed by ICE officers, and those warrants do not give them permission to enter your home.” maketheroadny.org/deportation-...
Deportation Defense Manual - Make the Road New York
Achieving Dignity and Justice
maketheroadny.org
December 10, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Great posse cuts are my favorite rap songs. '1 Train' by A$AP Rocky is in my S-tier.
November 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Criminal defense attorney: some other cup has liquid in it but not this one
Optimist: the cup is ½ full

Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty

Me: grateful I have a cup
Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full

Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty

Engineer: the cup is twice as big as needed
November 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Happy FJM Release Day to all who celebrate.
November 22, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Sometimes the list of ARDC disciplinary rulings comes out and it makes you very happy to see some (delayed) justice.
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
KGALW makes my son giggle. That's a good enough critical appraisal in my book.
November 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Thought: the new Cure album is post-rock.
November 14, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Kenny Burrell is perfect cooking music. He's cooking, you're cooking, it's a perfect vibe.
November 13, 2024 at 1:06 AM