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From the twisted mind of Lou Bega.
Hyped for mania week in Saudi
September 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hyped for mania week in Saudi
“I feel like the purple hat gimmick could have been way bigger, but Tony Khan didn't like me. I wanted to turn into Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy where I would say, 'I like this hat,' and everybody in the JAS would know what I'm saying.”
September 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“I feel like the purple hat gimmick could have been way bigger, but Tony Khan didn't like me. I wanted to turn into Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy where I would say, 'I like this hat,' and everybody in the JAS would know what I'm saying.”
Quentin Tarantino’s 10th film should be 6 more Kill Bill films
September 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Quentin Tarantino’s 10th film should be 6 more Kill Bill films
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
The girls are fighting on Bluesky
June 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The girls are fighting on Bluesky
The downfall of AEW started when they decided to take the belt off Hangman and put it on Punk and now heading into their biggest promoted show in the US ever the storyline is “Hangman is the guy” and everyone is saying AEW is back.
June 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The downfall of AEW started when they decided to take the belt off Hangman and put it on Punk and now heading into their biggest promoted show in the US ever the storyline is “Hangman is the guy” and everyone is saying AEW is back.
Ruthkanda forever
June 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ruthkanda forever
The Internet was a much better place when these weren’t the only two options
June 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Internet was a much better place when these weren’t the only two options
I know I’m borderline one of those insane WWE fans except for AEW but as much as people complain about AEW not being good at building to big matches… they are wrong and they’re actually the best company to do it in the past 35 years.
May 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I know I’m borderline one of those insane WWE fans except for AEW but as much as people complain about AEW not being good at building to big matches… they are wrong and they’re actually the best company to do it in the past 35 years.
The prophecy is complete
MJF joining the Hurt Syndicate as he is 1/19th Somali.
May 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The prophecy is complete
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Paid Alvarez $10
April 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Paid Alvarez $10
@tonykhan.bsky.social they could never make me hate you
May 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
@tonykhan.bsky.social they could never make me hate you
They’re only make movies and TV shows in Massachusetts from “fall” through to the end of winter as it’s highly illegal to show green trees on film there due to lobbying from the Boston tourist board.
May 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They’re only make movies and TV shows in Massachusetts from “fall” through to the end of winter as it’s highly illegal to show green trees on film there due to lobbying from the Boston tourist board.
Ngl I’m at the point where watching 1 movie a day and 50 a month is bad and I don’t like it!
May 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ngl I’m at the point where watching 1 movie a day and 50 a month is bad and I don’t like it!
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even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days
April 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days
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If you've seen how bad Katy Perry's tour looks you really need to read what the concept of the tour is, because it's even worse.
![Wikipedia screenshot: Synopsis
The concert is set within a video game world, following Perry, a half-human, half-machine, in a battle against the artificial intelligence (AI) known as Mainframe. A narrated prologue reveals that the Mainframe has stolen the world's butterflies and that dogs are siding with cats over humans.[37] During the show, Perry is flying on wires, engaging in a lightsaber battle and riding a metallic creature.[38]
Reception
Following the opening night, Perry was accused of "low-effort choreography" and using AI in her background videos.[37][38][39] Jo Vito of Consequence commented on the singer's "unimpressive", "middle-school-musical level" choreography and said that Perry's](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qydv26rqe7ch3qdk3ysrdpsh/bafkreib5wdqqhvpmatkxav4pkfo6t66ny354f54ysggjtkwwiiy6lb5som@jpeg)
April 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you've seen how bad Katy Perry's tour looks you really need to read what the concept of the tour is, because it's even worse.
Jusy watched my 200th film of the year and controversially it was only ok boxd.it/9yGLx9
A ★★½ review of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
200th movie of the year! This is my first time watching this and ehhhhh. I can’t even say I’d have loved it as a kid cause I had ample oppertunity and never bothered. The good stuff is the opening sce...
boxd.it
April 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Jusy watched my 200th film of the year and controversially it was only ok boxd.it/9yGLx9
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if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
April 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
They should let anyone vote in the Oscars if they can prove they’ve watched every single second of every single thing nominated for every award. Mainly so I can get a vote cause I deserve it for watching the most depressing shit I’ve ever seen in my life, but still.
Some Oscar voters have said they just press play on their screeners app to satisfy the viewing requirements and then mute the audio or switch tabs.
“The app only needs to see that you watched it. It doesn’t know if you’re sitting there.”
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/aw...)
“The app only needs to see that you watched it. It doesn’t know if you’re sitting there.”
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/aw...)
April 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They should let anyone vote in the Oscars if they can prove they’ve watched every single second of every single thing nominated for every award. Mainly so I can get a vote cause I deserve it for watching the most depressing shit I’ve ever seen in my life, but still.
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April 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Paid Alvarez $10
April 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Paid Alvarez $10
Bluesky isn’t as good as Twitter but things like this give me the hope that one day it might be
April 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Bluesky isn’t as good as Twitter but things like this give me the hope that one day it might be