Wanda Maximoff 🎄
@westviewwandam.bsky.social
English teacher. My jokes rarely land. Vaccines work. Black Lives Matter. Abortion is healthcare. She/Her/Hers
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When I’m president, bras for big naturals will be covered under the ACA and not look like cones suspended on straps.
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if trump dies of natural causes (do not fedpost in my mentions) before he finishes his term and issues blanket pardons, there's going to be very intense pressure from every direction on vance to cover their asses, but vance could probably get himself impeached for trying
Also, this is Stephen Miller's project and while I know JD Vance is on board with the racism he's the only scheming vizier who stands to have pardon power if Trump keels over on the toilet so you're betting a lot on one horse of the subsequent power struggle.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
if trump dies of natural causes (do not fedpost in my mentions) before he finishes his term and issues blanket pardons, there's going to be very intense pressure from every direction on vance to cover their asses, but vance could probably get himself impeached for trying
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my "current operations are lawful under US and international law" t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are answered by my t-shirt
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my "current operations are lawful under US and international law" t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are answered by my t-shirt
If Steve “The Hair” Harrington dies we riot. #StrangerThings
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If Steve “The Hair” Harrington dies we riot. #StrangerThings
Alchemised, SenLinYu (2025)
sometimes i trudge through the swamps of romantasy and despair
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Alchemised, SenLinYu (2025)
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this isn't how it works, president dementia is having a crashout day because he's losing control of both the republican party and his own presidency and he knows it
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
this isn't how it works, president dementia is having a crashout day because he's losing control of both the republican party and his own presidency and he knows it
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It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
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lmao
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
lmao
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When a politician says: we’ll deregulate health insurance and send you a “freedom account” check, ask: freedom to buy what? If insurers don’t offer real policies or can cherry-pick only healthy people, that money is a coupon for a store that’s not open.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When a politician says: we’ll deregulate health insurance and send you a “freedom account” check, ask: freedom to buy what? If insurers don’t offer real policies or can cherry-pick only healthy people, that money is a coupon for a store that’s not open.
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Effectively there is no *one* person performing the duties of President of the United States right now. We are in an interregnum with an occupied throne.
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Effectively there is no *one* person performing the duties of President of the United States right now. We are in an interregnum with an occupied throne.
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The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
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So miller really must have stolen the phone huh
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So miller really must have stolen the phone huh
What an insane CNBC lede. Yeah, I know the Apple Store, Best Buy, Verizon, et al have been sending me thirst trap sales fliers for the past three weeks, but I am under no obligation to buy a new phone/laptop/bluetooth speaker for the Volkland.
Destroying the economy by continuing to use 50- to 70-year-old cameras.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
What an insane CNBC lede. Yeah, I know the Apple Store, Best Buy, Verizon, et al have been sending me thirst trap sales fliers for the past three weeks, but I am under no obligation to buy a new phone/laptop/bluetooth speaker for the Volkland.
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YOU TELLIN ME TESCOS IS A BODEGA NOW
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
YOU TELLIN ME TESCOS IS A BODEGA NOW
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Governments should effectively ban social media feeds that are anything but accounts the user follows in chronological order.
Being able to create 3 years’ worth of polarization in 1 week is crazy stuff.
Being able to create 3 years’ worth of polarization in 1 week is crazy stuff.
Small changes to ‘for you’ feed on X can rapidly increase political polarisation www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Small changes to ‘for you’ feed on X can rapidly increase political polarisation
Study finds that a week of political content can bring about a shift in views that previously would have taken three years
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Governments should effectively ban social media feeds that are anything but accounts the user follows in chronological order.
Being able to create 3 years’ worth of polarization in 1 week is crazy stuff.
Being able to create 3 years’ worth of polarization in 1 week is crazy stuff.
It is officially Christmas Decorating Day™️, after which my house will look like how Costco has been kitted out the last two months. 🎄☃️❄️🎅🏻🤶🏻
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It is officially Christmas Decorating Day™️, after which my house will look like how Costco has been kitted out the last two months. 🎄☃️❄️🎅🏻🤶🏻
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wow
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
wow
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this is just gutter racism
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Vox looked at this farcical profile looking into Trump's deep soul, and the one about how his marginally older opponent was a cold-handed zombie, found out that she was sending graphic nudes to a guy angling for a job in the Trump administration, and quickly concluded "seems totally on the level"
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Vox looked at this farcical profile looking into Trump's deep soul, and the one about how his marginally older opponent was a cold-handed zombie, found out that she was sending graphic nudes to a guy angling for a job in the Trump administration, and quickly concluded "seems totally on the level"
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Idly scrolling Instagram means seeing some stunning animation for Witch on the Holy Night, googling what it’s deal is, and then buying it for 40% off on the PlayStation Store 🤑
The algorithm saw me coming 😳
The algorithm saw me coming 😳
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Idly scrolling Instagram means seeing some stunning animation for Witch on the Holy Night, googling what it’s deal is, and then buying it for 40% off on the PlayStation Store 🤑
The algorithm saw me coming 😳
The algorithm saw me coming 😳
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a young woman who signed up to serve her community and our narcissistic, despotic president decided to use her as a prop for his ego
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
a young woman who signed up to serve her community and our narcissistic, despotic president decided to use her as a prop for his ego
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I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
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the shooter was ~five years old when the United States invaded Afghanistan. One of his victims was one. the other one hadn't been born.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the shooter was ~five years old when the United States invaded Afghanistan. One of his victims was one. the other one hadn't been born.
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving