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· Jul 30
What idiot called them the newest resident of Sesame Street, and not Rookie Monster?
What idiot called it "boomers getting together and talking about how the youth are ruining everything" and not Millennial FailCon
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What idiot called it "boomers getting together and talking about how the youth are ruining everything" and not Millennial FailCon
What idiot called it Twitch and not PwnlyFans?
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What idiot called it Twitch and not PwnlyFans?
What idiot called it Black Friday and not Welcome to the Jingle
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What idiot called it Black Friday and not Welcome to the Jingle
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What idiot called them alcoholic hot dogs and not Dizzy Glizzies
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
What idiot called them alcoholic hot dogs and not Dizzy Glizzies
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What idiot called it Jimmy Buffet’s harem and not
Margarita Wives
Hungary, Church Books, 1624-1950
Hungary, Church Books, 1624-1950
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What idiot called it Jimmy Buffet’s harem and not
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what idiot called it blowing up the toilet and not a john rocker
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
what idiot called it blowing up the toilet and not a john rocker
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What idiot called it striking for higher pay and not a wage war
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What idiot called it striking for higher pay and not a wage war
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What idiot called it “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” and not “Country Crock of Shit”
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What idiot called it “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” and not “Country Crock of Shit”
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what idiot called it the right wing uncle who won’t shut up during your turkey dinner and not a tryptofascist
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
what idiot called it the right wing uncle who won’t shut up during your turkey dinner and not a tryptofascist
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who called it wearing out my rain tires and not dusting my wets
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
who called it wearing out my rain tires and not dusting my wets
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Who called it grok and not degenerative AI
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Who called it grok and not degenerative AI
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ummm so who called it sex addiction and not bingecrotching?!? 😂 wow this blew up! ok guys my pitbull mauled my neighbor’s newborn and I need help with legal fees again, gofundme link is in bio
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ummm so who called it sex addiction and not bingecrotching?!? 😂 wow this blew up! ok guys my pitbull mauled my neighbor’s newborn and I need help with legal fees again, gofundme link is in bio
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who called it being renfield and not the bearer of vlad news
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
who called it being renfield and not the bearer of vlad news
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who called it the Internet and not AI Gore
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
who called it the Internet and not AI Gore
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Who called it "Mufasa: The Lion King" and not "Dude Where's My Scar"???
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Who called it "Mufasa: The Lion King" and not "Dude Where's My Scar"???
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Who called it someone who goons to Minecraft porn and not a waxolotl?
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Who called it someone who goons to Minecraft porn and not a waxolotl?
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Who called it the Spectre of Communism and not Kasparov the Unfriendly Ghost?
Someone better at naming things than me I expect.
Someone better at naming things than me I expect.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Who called it the Spectre of Communism and not Kasparov the Unfriendly Ghost?
Someone better at naming things than me I expect.
Someone better at naming things than me I expect.
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Who’s the ding-dong who called it “phone sex” and not
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Who’s the ding-dong who called it “phone sex” and not
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Who called it therapy and not "Tragic: the Gathering"?
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Who called it therapy and not "Tragic: the Gathering"?
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who called it irritable bowel syndrome and not indie gestion
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
who called it irritable bowel syndrome and not indie gestion
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OH: who called it gender-affirming care and not getting transfixed
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
OH: who called it gender-affirming care and not getting transfixed
What idiot called them castles and not noble homes
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What idiot called them castles and not noble homes
What idiot called it getting REALLY excited about pasta, and not Spaghetti O's?
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What idiot called it getting REALLY excited about pasta, and not Spaghetti O's?
What idiot called it the Star Trek MMORPG and not Klingon Hearts
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What idiot called it the Star Trek MMORPG and not Klingon Hearts
What idiot called them caucasians with short memories and not goldfish crackers
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What idiot called them caucasians with short memories and not goldfish crackers