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JEHOVA’S THICCNESS
@whatsupdanger.bsky.social
|👾Twitch Affiliate👾 | Artist | Content Creator| Non-Binary | Collector of t-shirts | Senior UX Designer @hazadapt.bsky.social | my thoughts are my own
Lord there’s couples at the gym now
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m sick of applying to jobs and going to the gym….
Bout to just be poor and fat
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December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT’S A BRAKE PAD
COULD SOMEONE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’d spend more time honing my craft as an artist, get back into doing the thing that I actually enjoy to make money, and pick up other skills like CAD and prop and special effects work
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All of my friends are finding love and getting engaged

And I just found out that Copic makes paint markers now
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just won my first two placement matches for rivals and I’m scared to keep going lol
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November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Time for the ceremonial cooking of meat vegetables
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hold up I’m doing something
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Today in “Apple Music is trying to kill
Me during my workout”
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Been looking for this damn song for 10 years and it popped up in a TikTok video 2 days ago
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dawg I bet Drake is punching the air right now
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November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Spent all morning cleaning my office so I can destroy it making art
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November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The gym is playing Sleep Token
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November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Underarmor out here selling milk jugs
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me because I’m off work today and it snowed:
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My kids counselor keeps spamming me with the newsletter
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Achievement unlocked:

I made a grown man with muscles blush like an idiot today
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November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I just had to smoke a blunt ti keep from driving down to Georgia and kicking my ex-father-in-law in the balls…
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November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The reason why I’ll probably going to stay single forever is because I don’t want people to know where I live…

I don’t want you to think you have that kind of access to me, my house is my space, my space is for me
How long before yall let someone come by yall crib?

For me it’s being comfortable
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This was a fun read
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ordered a pizza because I just worked 10 hours….and I don’t recall ordering a scrambled pizza….
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
There’s a part in the movie “Showgirls” where it’s an outside shot, and there’s like a valet getting in and out of a car, and when he does you can hear in the most country twangy-ass voice

“SHALL WE WALK INTO THE WI-YUND”

And I say that shit like all the time
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October 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
To everyone who thinks 3d printing is stupid

I just saved 100 bucks printing a cover for my ex’s rear view mirror
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I will never not know every word to this song
Listen…they really needed to bring this back..
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It’s official, I’m a gym person. I now own a bag that’s just for taking with me to the gym
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October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM