Harvey Manfrenjensenden
@whipchatterly.bsky.social
Annoying, but adorable.
I talk about comics, cooking, movies, writing, etc.
Losers DNI
He/him
I talk about comics, cooking, movies, writing, etc.
Losers DNI
He/him
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Been awhile since I talked about my nemesis, the local food blogger who was the worst writer I've ever encountered until Olivia Nuzzi.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
![Screencap of a facebook post that reads:
I think [restaurant redacted] might be Iying to me.
Because if they're telling me Cajun Butter Smoked Turkey (on special today, 12/4) is from the same species as the dry, borderline flavorless bird ate on Thanksgiving last week...I don't know if my tiny brain can compute that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5oq7bfevghzpmytm6g5k5u7z/bafkreicnjgff3oyobmymadeenbuyia4yhnfvjmqrlsvf2jy2574jt3rzzy@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Been awhile since I talked about my nemesis, the local food blogger who was the worst writer I've ever encountered until Olivia Nuzzi.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
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You ever think about the time Ron Perlman underwent a 4-hour makeup process for a Make a Wish kid who wanted to "spend a day with Hellboy" and just 😭
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You ever think about the time Ron Perlman underwent a 4-hour makeup process for a Make a Wish kid who wanted to "spend a day with Hellboy" and just 😭
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December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Hearing "My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.” is the same cadence as Bill Hicks saying derisively "i took mushrooms at Six Flags and had a bad time".
You'rrrrre a moron
You'rrrrre a moron
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos says BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER would have been just as big on Netflix.
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hearing "My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.” is the same cadence as Bill Hicks saying derisively "i took mushrooms at Six Flags and had a bad time".
You'rrrrre a moron
You'rrrrre a moron
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You ever think about the time Ron Perlman underwent a 4-hour makeup process for a Make a Wish kid who wanted to "spend a day with Hellboy" and just 😭
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You ever think about the time Ron Perlman underwent a 4-hour makeup process for a Make a Wish kid who wanted to "spend a day with Hellboy" and just 😭
Hearing "My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.” is the same cadence as Bill Hicks saying derisively "i took mushrooms at Six Flags and had a bad time".
You'rrrrre a moron
You'rrrrre a moron
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos says BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER would have been just as big on Netflix.
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hearing "My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.” is the same cadence as Bill Hicks saying derisively "i took mushrooms at Six Flags and had a bad time".
You'rrrrre a moron
You'rrrrre a moron
My man does not miss
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My man does not miss
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She is giving Tilda Swinton as Angel Gabriel vibes
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
She is giving Tilda Swinton as Angel Gabriel vibes
Perfect timeline synchronicity
![Screencap of 2 posts
@soupcansteffans@bsky.social 10m
I said god damn
[Photo of a steak sandwich]
febreze @grahampasteur.bsky.social • 15m
elegant bachelors with delicious
patties/patties Of beef dressed with style](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5oq7bfevghzpmytm6g5k5u7z/bafkreibfre6gqe2dm733hok7j2eaqawx4wbx5u7gjx4x4j2fgtyj7wyds4@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Perfect timeline synchronicity
Been awhile since I talked about my nemesis, the local food blogger who was the worst writer I've ever encountered until Olivia Nuzzi.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Been awhile since I talked about my nemesis, the local food blogger who was the worst writer I've ever encountered until Olivia Nuzzi.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
Anyhow, here's him publicly shitting on his own family's Thanksgiving to compliment a BBQ joint.
I can't believe you're going to make me throw hands on behalf of C-fucking-3PO
So we just got done watching the original Star Wars trilogy with the 7-y.o. tonight, and it occurred to me that C3PO and to an extent R2D2 are basically the LLM-enabled robots we're all hating on these days.
As an idea idea we loved them, but as a possible future we hate them.
As an idea idea we loved them, but as a possible future we hate them.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I can't believe you're going to make me throw hands on behalf of C-fucking-3PO
She is giving Tilda Swinton as Angel Gabriel vibes
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
She is giving Tilda Swinton as Angel Gabriel vibes
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"Do you know what happens to a Newsom when it's struck by lightning?"
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Do you know what happens to a Newsom when it's struck by lightning?"
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This is holy to me and I will make a pilgrimage to see it one day.
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is holy to me and I will make a pilgrimage to see it one day.
This is holy to me and I will make a pilgrimage to see it one day.
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is holy to me and I will make a pilgrimage to see it one day.
Okay but am I still allowed to prescribe medication?
NONE OF YOU ARE PSYCHIATRISTS YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING DIAGNOSING PEOPLE
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Okay but am I still allowed to prescribe medication?
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Look at Forbes, posting a menu
These are the 10 richest people in the world right now.
The Top 10 Richest People In The World | December 2025
There’s a new No. 2 on Forbes’ ranking of the world’s wealthiest people.
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Look at Forbes, posting a menu
The next time i see these fucking people on my timeline it had better be of them upside down in public square
I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The next time i see these fucking people on my timeline it had better be of them upside down in public square
Doing year-end review at work and it just makes me want to kms. Nothing I have done in 3 years is something I would put in a portfolio and is completely overstuffed from demands by experts who don't understand marketing, writing, design, or how normal people think.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Doing year-end review at work and it just makes me want to kms. Nothing I have done in 3 years is something I would put in a portfolio and is completely overstuffed from demands by experts who don't understand marketing, writing, design, or how normal people think.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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Remember to slice your loaf of bread AGAINST the grain or it will be too chewy
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Remember to slice your loaf of bread AGAINST the grain or it will be too chewy
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[Guy who looks like this]
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
[Guy who looks like this]
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass
[Guy who looks like this]
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
[Guy who looks like this]
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass
wow very hurtful that you would call me a dumbass just for being a dumbass