Me vs. Stationary Objects
@whitneyherrig.bsky.social
Sometimes I bump into things, or fall off of them, or trip over them. Always inventing new ways to get hurt without trying.
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@maddow.bsky.social @maddowblog.bsky.social
Rachel I think you need to stop lying to us, and you’ve been doing it for years. Every show you say “much more to come, stay with us” only to return to give a 120 second interview or simply to come back from commercial and say “that’s our show.” C’mon.
Rachel I think you need to stop lying to us, and you’ve been doing it for years. Every show you say “much more to come, stay with us” only to return to give a 120 second interview or simply to come back from commercial and say “that’s our show.” C’mon.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
@maddow.bsky.social @maddowblog.bsky.social
Rachel I think you need to stop lying to us, and you’ve been doing it for years. Every show you say “much more to come, stay with us” only to return to give a 120 second interview or simply to come back from commercial and say “that’s our show.” C’mon.
Rachel I think you need to stop lying to us, and you’ve been doing it for years. Every show you say “much more to come, stay with us” only to return to give a 120 second interview or simply to come back from commercial and say “that’s our show.” C’mon.
Yeah, like a video of one party’s members reminding military folk illegal orders are, just that, illegal. But that’s now “virtue signaling” rather than quoting the Constitution on camera. Yeah, our society, or at least a major part of it, has been broken. You did it, MAGA!
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Yeah, like a video of one party’s members reminding military folk illegal orders are, just that, illegal. But that’s now “virtue signaling” rather than quoting the Constitution on camera. Yeah, our society, or at least a major part of it, has been broken. You did it, MAGA!
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Wins 2025 hands down
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Wins 2025 hands down
Holy shit that hits hard…
“At best, you’re broke; at worst you’re dead.”
Healthcare in the USA! Wooo!
“At best, you’re broke; at worst you’re dead.”
Healthcare in the USA! Wooo!
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Holy shit that hits hard…
“At best, you’re broke; at worst you’re dead.”
Healthcare in the USA! Wooo!
“At best, you’re broke; at worst you’re dead.”
Healthcare in the USA! Wooo!
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
Yup
His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.
Trump on Walz: "You look at what he's done with Somalia where Somalia, which is barely a country -- they have no anything, they just run around killing each other. When I see somebody like Ilhan Omar, I always watch her, for years I've watched her complain about our Constitution ... "
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yup
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Woah. Newsmax’s legal analyst just said Pete Hegseth and everyone involved in the illegal boat strike should be “prosecuted for a war crime.”
They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Woah. Newsmax’s legal analyst just said Pete Hegseth and everyone involved in the illegal boat strike should be “prosecuted for a war crime.”
They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
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Ditto to the reply that, fuck, there’s some truth to that statement. I will point out somewhat comically that a grownass woman with more money I can fathom with worldwide fame can’t seem to get AI to help her bass the California state bar. Maybe you’ve heard of her
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ditto to the reply that, fuck, there’s some truth to that statement. I will point out somewhat comically that a grownass woman with more money I can fathom with worldwide fame can’t seem to get AI to help her bass the California state bar. Maybe you’ve heard of her
Yassss
Anyway last thing I’ll say on this is that I got my shit rocked all the time in college and I never cried to the media. TPUSA is their own concept of DEI for aggrieved white evangelical pussies and the fact that any group disproportionately wields this much power on campuses is fucking dumb
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yassss
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Anyway last thing I’ll say on this is that I got my shit rocked all the time in college and I never cried to the media. TPUSA is their own concept of DEI for aggrieved white evangelical pussies and the fact that any group disproportionately wields this much power on campuses is fucking dumb
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Anyway last thing I’ll say on this is that I got my shit rocked all the time in college and I never cried to the media. TPUSA is their own concept of DEI for aggrieved white evangelical pussies and the fact that any group disproportionately wields this much power on campuses is fucking dumb
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A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
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Sooo here's a little public records request I just made to the University of Oklahoma.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sooo here's a little public records request I just made to the University of Oklahoma.
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My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My 11 yo nephew spotted my mom’s FUCK TRUMP coffee mug (from 1.0) at Thanksgiving yesterday and, pointing it out to his dad, said, “This is my favorite mug!” I really wanna believe the kids are going to save us.
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Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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I find the transcript believable, but incredibly offensive. All Witkoff and Trump want is a deal. They don't give a shit about Ukrainian sovereignty, the Ukrainian people, international law, or the fact that Russia is indisputably the aggressor and has committed numerous war crimes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I find the transcript believable, but incredibly offensive. All Witkoff and Trump want is a deal. They don't give a shit about Ukrainian sovereignty, the Ukrainian people, international law, or the fact that Russia is indisputably the aggressor and has committed numerous war crimes.
If @jbpritzker.bsky.social can cause such a ripple in Bluesky discourse as to get “Star Wars Rankings” at #1 trending, which I mean is a pretty benign but utterly American debate… makes me think he could maybe help heal the divide in this country as president in 2028? Is this is secret power???
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If @jbpritzker.bsky.social can cause such a ripple in Bluesky discourse as to get “Star Wars Rankings” at #1 trending, which I mean is a pretty benign but utterly American debate… makes me think he could maybe help heal the divide in this country as president in 2028? Is this is secret power???
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When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
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Pete Hegseth must be immediately called before both Houses of Congress and be told to his face in front of the nation and the world, that if he gives illegal or Unconstitutional orders, he will face prison for the rest of his natural life.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Pete Hegseth must be immediately called before both Houses of Congress and be told to his face in front of the nation and the world, that if he gives illegal or Unconstitutional orders, he will face prison for the rest of his natural life.
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This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.