Louisa Whitton
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![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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The whiter the area the more likely it is to have a Reform problem. Immigration isn’t the problem, otherwise you’d get Reform in more diverse areas - it’s fear of change among older people.
Buxton: Why one small town with very little immigration turned to Reform UK
How national concerns affected a local election in the heart of the Peak District.
www.bbc.com
Top three Hitchcock:
North By Northwest
Shadow Of A Doubt
Rebecca
There was a lot of competition for the third spot but Rebecca has George Sanders entering a house via the French windows, so it wins.
North By Northwest
Shadow Of A Doubt
Rebecca
There was a lot of competition for the third spot but Rebecca has George Sanders entering a house via the French windows, so it wins.
Top three Hitchcock:
Notorious
The Lady Vanishes
North by Northwest
Give me love and light and sex and occasionally a refined Nazi with a wine cellar
Notorious
The Lady Vanishes
North by Northwest
Give me love and light and sex and occasionally a refined Nazi with a wine cellar
Reposted by Louisa Whitton
Reposted by Louisa Whitton
Reposted by Louisa Whitton
Reposted by Louisa Whitton
Reposted by Louisa Whitton
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Owner of 'On The Rocks' saves swimmers by megaphone .. they asked ChatGPT for the tide times! [via @lordbonkers.bsky.social]
www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...
www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...
Restaurant boss saves two people's lives after desperately shouting stop
He ran out of the restaurant and warned the pair to turn back
www.walesonline.co.uk
