Faye Greene
@whorticulturee.bsky.social
*ethereal music plays*
Toronto - Montréal
🕸️🏗️ meetfaye.space
💌 [email protected]
🎁 https://throne.com/faye-greene
Toronto - Montréal
🕸️🏗️ meetfaye.space
💌 [email protected]
🎁 https://throne.com/faye-greene
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narcissistic love bombing doesn’t work on me, but you can try your best I always love an ego boost
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
narcissistic love bombing doesn’t work on me, but you can try your best I always love an ego boost
Made sausage fried rice for dinner, now I’m having a bubble bath with thoughts of making brownie
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Made sausage fried rice for dinner, now I’m having a bubble bath with thoughts of making brownie
When I saw four tet at Alexandra palace my last night in London, I met the loveliest group of men on dancefloor.
They gave me some md and adopted me as one of their boys that night.
I’ve been riddled with terribly inappropriate thoughts of their naked bodies entwined with mine, ever since.
They gave me some md and adopted me as one of their boys that night.
I’ve been riddled with terribly inappropriate thoughts of their naked bodies entwined with mine, ever since.
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When I saw four tet at Alexandra palace my last night in London, I met the loveliest group of men on dancefloor.
They gave me some md and adopted me as one of their boys that night.
I’ve been riddled with terribly inappropriate thoughts of their naked bodies entwined with mine, ever since.
They gave me some md and adopted me as one of their boys that night.
I’ve been riddled with terribly inappropriate thoughts of their naked bodies entwined with mine, ever since.
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’d like to reach 1K by the end of the week, think you guys could help make that happen for me?
🥹
🥹
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’d like to reach 1K by the end of the week, think you guys could help make that happen for me?
🥹
🥹
I intended to stay home and do chores/admin today.
But as I began to fold my laundry I felt a disturbance in the force.
It led me to the thrift store.
Where I scored 2 pairs of
vintage levis, 3 leather belts and pearl necklace in a pear tree.
But as I began to fold my laundry I felt a disturbance in the force.
It led me to the thrift store.
Where I scored 2 pairs of
vintage levis, 3 leather belts and pearl necklace in a pear tree.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I intended to stay home and do chores/admin today.
But as I began to fold my laundry I felt a disturbance in the force.
It led me to the thrift store.
Where I scored 2 pairs of
vintage levis, 3 leather belts and pearl necklace in a pear tree.
But as I began to fold my laundry I felt a disturbance in the force.
It led me to the thrift store.
Where I scored 2 pairs of
vintage levis, 3 leather belts and pearl necklace in a pear tree.
In the last 6 years I went from a size 00 in jeans to a size 3 and now, back down to a size 0/1.
Aging is weird, bodies are weirder and
I’m tired of buying jeans
Aging is weird, bodies are weirder and
I’m tired of buying jeans
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In the last 6 years I went from a size 00 in jeans to a size 3 and now, back down to a size 0/1.
Aging is weird, bodies are weirder and
I’m tired of buying jeans
Aging is weird, bodies are weirder and
I’m tired of buying jeans
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when you were just thinking about a client you haven’t seen in a while and he texts you
a cartoon character is making a funny face while holding her hand to her face .
ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face while holding her hand to her face .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
when you were just thinking about a client you haven’t seen in a while and he texts you
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soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
My cat is such a pretentious lil brat sometimes lol
I got him a warming blanket bc my living room is unreasonably cold this time of year.
When I set it up for him he stares at me, very unimpressed by this act of service.
But the moment I leave the room he snuggles up on it
I got him a warming blanket bc my living room is unreasonably cold this time of year.
When I set it up for him he stares at me, very unimpressed by this act of service.
But the moment I leave the room he snuggles up on it
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My cat is such a pretentious lil brat sometimes lol
I got him a warming blanket bc my living room is unreasonably cold this time of year.
When I set it up for him he stares at me, very unimpressed by this act of service.
But the moment I leave the room he snuggles up on it
I got him a warming blanket bc my living room is unreasonably cold this time of year.
When I set it up for him he stares at me, very unimpressed by this act of service.
But the moment I leave the room he snuggles up on it
A nude akwakening ✨
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A nude akwakening ✨
How would you guys feel if I started calling you faeries?
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
How would you guys feel if I started calling you faeries?
Should I drop the towel?
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Should I drop the towel?
Hi 🥹 wow I’m pretty sure I know who this was but if you sent me an e-transfer can you come forward please so I can thank you properly!
I think my dms are open
I think my dms are open
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hi 🥹 wow I’m pretty sure I know who this was but if you sent me an e-transfer can you come forward please so I can thank you properly!
I think my dms are open
I think my dms are open
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I wanna go dancing with friends!!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I wanna go dancing with friends!!!
A few people have been asking me what a date with me is like— I thought after reading my socials and my website one could get a pretty good jist— anyways for added comfort I’m working on some copy which paints a clearer picture, will be shared on my site later this week 🫶🏼
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A few people have been asking me what a date with me is like— I thought after reading my socials and my website one could get a pretty good jist— anyways for added comfort I’m working on some copy which paints a clearer picture, will be shared on my site later this week 🫶🏼
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I'll continue to say it, and I'll keep saying it. Fuck twitter.
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'll continue to say it, and I'll keep saying it. Fuck twitter.
Traded a drum machine for a mic and mixer with some guy off facebook market place
Will 2026 be the year my pop star dreams come true?
Will 2026 be the year my pop star dreams come true?
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Traded a drum machine for a mic and mixer with some guy off facebook market place
Will 2026 be the year my pop star dreams come true?
Will 2026 be the year my pop star dreams come true?
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Its a
"Make myself cum multiple times today" day.
"Make myself cum multiple times today" day.
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Its a
"Make myself cum multiple times today" day.
"Make myself cum multiple times today" day.
On Sundays, sometimes I do a really dorky thing and play supersmash bros comps online until my eyes bleed
Then I cook dinner
Then I cook dinner
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
On Sundays, sometimes I do a really dorky thing and play supersmash bros comps online until my eyes bleed
Then I cook dinner
Then I cook dinner
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I'm generally not against people who do covers of love songs changing pronouns because it's not like the lyrics are usually deep enough to matter. My big exception is Santa Baby. If you are a dude who wants to cover an Eartha Kitt classic, sorry, but for the next three minutes you're gay for Santa.
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm generally not against people who do covers of love songs changing pronouns because it's not like the lyrics are usually deep enough to matter. My big exception is Santa Baby. If you are a dude who wants to cover an Eartha Kitt classic, sorry, but for the next three minutes you're gay for Santa.
Time to smoke a j while I wait for the edible to kick in
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Time to smoke a j while I wait for the edible to kick in
On average I consume 1-5 cat hairs per day
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
On average I consume 1-5 cat hairs per day
You’ll only get my face on occasion from now on.
As a treat 😘
As a treat 😘
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You’ll only get my face on occasion from now on.
As a treat 😘
As a treat 😘
Sundays are for the slowest of mornings
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sundays are for the slowest of mornings