Wilf
@willhtz.bsky.social
Tried to order it mikes way and the guy behind the counter shoved my head in the deli slicer
August 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tried to order it mikes way and the guy behind the counter shoved my head in the deli slicer
Best part about this heat wave is it’s the perfect time to listen to the 1999 summer hit “Smooth” by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Best part about this heat wave is it’s the perfect time to listen to the 1999 summer hit “Smooth” by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20
Currently drinking and Mario karting
June 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Currently drinking and Mario karting
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Been killing it at dawdling lately. Next level lollygagging going on at this location. Heretofore unseen levels of loafing off transpiring as we speak
May 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Been killing it at dawdling lately. Next level lollygagging going on at this location. Heretofore unseen levels of loafing off transpiring as we speak
The CDC has announced that the microchips in the smallpox vaccine can now support directx12
May 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The CDC has announced that the microchips in the smallpox vaccine can now support directx12
Sometimes I look though my zero like tweets to give myself a good chuckle
April 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Sometimes I look though my zero like tweets to give myself a good chuckle
Mark Wahlberg is eligible to be the pope
April 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Mark Wahlberg is eligible to be the pope
The T-Pain renaissance will reign for a thousand years
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The T-Pain renaissance will reign for a thousand years
Cars should have proximity chat so you can complement other people’s driving skills. definitely no other reason
March 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cars should have proximity chat so you can complement other people’s driving skills. definitely no other reason
Bernie Sanders is 6 foot?!? I assumed he was a little gnome man
February 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Bernie Sanders is 6 foot?!? I assumed he was a little gnome man
I think it’s time we finally forgive LMFAO for party rockin
February 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I think it’s time we finally forgive LMFAO for party rockin
Every time I’m having a lovely Sunday drive I see a cybertruck and have to consider the pros and cons of vehicular homicide
February 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every time I’m having a lovely Sunday drive I see a cybertruck and have to consider the pros and cons of vehicular homicide
My coldest take is the eifel tower sucks. What an ugly fuckin eyesore. Shoulda been torn down after the worlds fair
February 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My coldest take is the eifel tower sucks. What an ugly fuckin eyesore. Shoulda been torn down after the worlds fair
Idk what can be classified as an omen but planes falling out of the sky certainly seems like one
February 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Idk what can be classified as an omen but planes falling out of the sky certainly seems like one
Where’s the 1st amendment when I get struck by lightning for yelling obscenities at god
January 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Where’s the 1st amendment when I get struck by lightning for yelling obscenities at god
The court stenographer records me mooning the judge for my posterior’s posterity
January 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The court stenographer records me mooning the judge for my posterior’s posterity
Can any geologists recommend the best kind of rock to hide under? Was thinking a nice slab of quartz sandstone
January 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Can any geologists recommend the best kind of rock to hide under? Was thinking a nice slab of quartz sandstone
Downing a bunch of Benadryl to see what all the fuss is about
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Downing a bunch of Benadryl to see what all the fuss is about
If we all wish hard enough maybe Elon Musk will get crushed by a grand piano
January 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If we all wish hard enough maybe Elon Musk will get crushed by a grand piano
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A weird thing about being online is you’ll get a notification that someone named “feral weirdo” follows you and you’ll go ah good a normal person, and then you’ll get a notification that someone named “Professor Thomas Smith” follows you and you’ll think oh no a weirdo
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A weird thing about being online is you’ll get a notification that someone named “feral weirdo” follows you and you’ll go ah good a normal person, and then you’ll get a notification that someone named “Professor Thomas Smith” follows you and you’ll think oh no a weirdo
I don’t know anything about Don Quixote I only retweeted that to sound smart
January 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I don’t know anything about Don Quixote I only retweeted that to sound smart
I have no mouth and I must suck deez nuts
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I have no mouth and I must suck deez nuts
I make no attempt to attract followers or join a community. I cast my posts into a night-mode colored void and expect no response or engagement. My thoughts are for me and me alone
January 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I make no attempt to attract followers or join a community. I cast my posts into a night-mode colored void and expect no response or engagement. My thoughts are for me and me alone
I’m going to use these final moments on TikTok to post hole.
Whole lotta great stuff
Whole lotta great stuff
January 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m going to use these final moments on TikTok to post hole.
Whole lotta great stuff
Whole lotta great stuff
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Alright ima fight these windmills
January 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Alright ima fight these windmills