Will Sisskind
@willsisskind.com
Of The Paris Buns. I am fifteen rats, perhaps sixteen, shoved into a human suit.
Pinned
Will Sisskind
@willsisskind.com
· Oct 24
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Hello again. Here is the actual link to The Paris Buns' Carrd website, where you can find links to the new album "Polyrhythms". Please enjoy and share with your friends. Thank you. theparisbuns.carrd.co
Just the other day this dude was cheesing with Mamdani, talking about how important affordability was. And some media outlets were honestly asking if this dude had turned a corner.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just the other day this dude was cheesing with Mamdani, talking about how important affordability was. And some media outlets were honestly asking if this dude had turned a corner.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
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How to win Whamageddon
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How to win Whamageddon
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
Very thankful to @filip.start-track.com for giving me the opportunity to flex my music writing muscle again. Support indie music journalism this holiday season: ko-fi.com/starttrack
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November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Very thankful to @filip.start-track.com for giving me the opportunity to flex my music writing muscle again. Support indie music journalism this holiday season: ko-fi.com/starttrack
I got mad about AI again folks. Please give me a wave if you also got mad about AI again.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I got mad about AI again folks. Please give me a wave if you also got mad about AI again.
Can't imagine sitting around the Thanksgiving table chowing down on turkey and stuffing being like "Yeah, so I had ICE grab my nephew's mom" and not even batting an eye. Maybe I'm just built different. Anyway, I hope the Leavitts have the Thanksgiving they deserve.
Bruna Ferreira, the mother of Leavitt’s nephew, was taken into custody in Massachusetts. trib.al/X91Qx9F
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Can't imagine sitting around the Thanksgiving table chowing down on turkey and stuffing being like "Yeah, so I had ICE grab my nephew's mom" and not even batting an eye. Maybe I'm just built different. Anyway, I hope the Leavitts have the Thanksgiving they deserve.
My reaction to the Brandon Nimmo news:
a woman is crying while leaning against a wall .
ALT: a woman is crying while leaning against a wall .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My reaction to the Brandon Nimmo news:
The New England Patriots are your first football team this season to reach ten wins.
Sound the alarm.
Sound the alarm.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The New England Patriots are your first football team this season to reach ten wins.
Sound the alarm.
Sound the alarm.
I have purchased a turkey. I will be preparing and roasting this bird this week, having never done such a thing before, with little knowledge of how to do it. God help us all.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have purchased a turkey. I will be preparing and roasting this bird this week, having never done such a thing before, with little knowledge of how to do it. God help us all.
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
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a) Trump sees ZM as a celeb, Trump loves celebs, ergo the ego-fondling.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
a) Trump sees ZM as a celeb, Trump loves celebs, ergo the ego-fondling.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
Yes it's Trump having a senile moment where he'll say anything adoring in the presence of an influential figure, but in this picture you can actually see Zo picturing himself kicking Don Jr. and Eric directly in the balls.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yes it's Trump having a senile moment where he'll say anything adoring in the presence of an influential figure, but in this picture you can actually see Zo picturing himself kicking Don Jr. and Eric directly in the balls.
Zo with the STONE FACE as Trump tries to be folksy and jokey about accepting the label of "fucking fascist." There is one dude standing behind that desk with any leadership capability whatsoever and it is the dude who is STANDING UP!
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Zo with the STONE FACE as Trump tries to be folksy and jokey about accepting the label of "fucking fascist." There is one dude standing behind that desk with any leadership capability whatsoever and it is the dude who is STANDING UP!
Welp, this classic bit has been the brain all day today, folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFq...
sausage groove (chriddof reupload
YouTube video by ChriddofArchive
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November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Welp, this classic bit has been the brain all day today, folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFq...
Seems futile to find an email client that doesn't use AI these days and stamps are expensive so snail mail's out, plus no one uses a fax machine anymore. If you need anything from me, please come to the Gay Head Lighthouse on Martha's Vineyard, where I will transmit messages to you via Morse code.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Seems futile to find an email client that doesn't use AI these days and stamps are expensive so snail mail's out, plus no one uses a fax machine anymore. If you need anything from me, please come to the Gay Head Lighthouse on Martha's Vineyard, where I will transmit messages to you via Morse code.
LOL it appears that THREE new articles of mine have been published on world-famous music blog Start-Track.com in the past 24 hours and so I suppose I will list them all here as a reminder that your boy is once again a writer with a byline, babyyyyy!
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
LOL it appears that THREE new articles of mine have been published on world-famous music blog Start-Track.com in the past 24 hours and so I suppose I will list them all here as a reminder that your boy is once again a writer with a byline, babyyyyy!
Nimmo: Would be sad to see him go, but Mets have plenty of outfield arms in the farm.
McNeil: Same as Nimmo; sad if he goes, but infield options are plenty.
Vientos: Should keep to see if he bounces back after a tough '25, in order to improve his value.
Senga: Same as Vientos; plus, we need the arm.
McNeil: Same as Nimmo; sad if he goes, but infield options are plenty.
Vientos: Should keep to see if he bounces back after a tough '25, in order to improve his value.
Senga: Same as Vientos; plus, we need the arm.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nimmo: Would be sad to see him go, but Mets have plenty of outfield arms in the farm.
McNeil: Same as Nimmo; sad if he goes, but infield options are plenty.
Vientos: Should keep to see if he bounces back after a tough '25, in order to improve his value.
Senga: Same as Vientos; plus, we need the arm.
McNeil: Same as Nimmo; sad if he goes, but infield options are plenty.
Vientos: Should keep to see if he bounces back after a tough '25, in order to improve his value.
Senga: Same as Vientos; plus, we need the arm.
Quite frankly, if I had any sort of political power, I would do whatever it took to block the Admin's actions on this.
Because - again, quite frankly - I don't think decisions on children's education should be made by a guy WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HIMSELF AROUND CHILDREN.
Because - again, quite frankly - I don't think decisions on children's education should be made by a guy WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HIMSELF AROUND CHILDREN.
Trump promised to make life better for kids and families.
Instead, he’s defunding public education to fund tax breaks for billionaires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Instead, he’s defunding public education to fund tax breaks for billionaires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Trump Administration Announces Steps to Dismantle Education Department
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Quite frankly, if I had any sort of political power, I would do whatever it took to block the Admin's actions on this.
Because - again, quite frankly - I don't think decisions on children's education should be made by a guy WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HIMSELF AROUND CHILDREN.
Because - again, quite frankly - I don't think decisions on children's education should be made by a guy WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HIMSELF AROUND CHILDREN.
Speaking of that "crisis of confidence" speech from Carter... That national solar bank accounting for 20 percent of American energy sounds mighty fine right about now... 25-30 years late, maybe, but never too late to cut dependence on fossil fuels, right?
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Speaking of that "crisis of confidence" speech from Carter... That national solar bank accounting for 20 percent of American energy sounds mighty fine right about now... 25-30 years late, maybe, but never too late to cut dependence on fossil fuels, right?
Man, remember when Jimmy Carter gave that "crisis of confidence" speech? I don't, because I wasn't alive then. But I sure am thinking about that right now, for a lot of reasons.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Man, remember when Jimmy Carter gave that "crisis of confidence" speech? I don't, because I wasn't alive then. But I sure am thinking about that right now, for a lot of reasons.
Okay anyway in real cool news: I have started writing for esteemed music blog START TRACK run by @filip.start-track.com and the first of many articles to come is now live. Please go check out Lord Jane's new EP "The Lifting of the Fog" -> start-track.com/ep-lord-jane...
EP: Lord Jane – The Lifting Of The Fog – START TRACK
start-track.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay anyway in real cool news: I have started writing for esteemed music blog START TRACK run by @filip.start-track.com and the first of many articles to come is now live. Please go check out Lord Jane's new EP "The Lifting of the Fog" -> start-track.com/ep-lord-jane...
You ever sit in a library pondering that perhaps everything has gone to shit, but then you look out the window and see the sky and trees and remember the Earth spins on regardless, and you just gotta give the Earth a round of applause in your head like "Good job Earth, give it up for the Earth!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You ever sit in a library pondering that perhaps everything has gone to shit, but then you look out the window and see the sky and trees and remember the Earth spins on regardless, and you just gotta give the Earth a round of applause in your head like "Good job Earth, give it up for the Earth!"
Megyn Kelly - as it is with all like her - feeds off your anger. She lives to consume your time and energy. And yet her cravenness will consume her, and history will only record her dark nature. Amen.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Megyn Kelly - as it is with all like her - feeds off your anger. She lives to consume your time and energy. And yet her cravenness will consume her, and history will only record her dark nature. Amen.
As someone who never considered myself “handy”, watching this has made me feel incredibly superior and better about myself. Get good, Barstool Boy!
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As someone who never considered myself “handy”, watching this has made me feel incredibly superior and better about myself. Get good, Barstool Boy!
Ohtani winning NL MVP: Makes sense, Tungsten Arms O’Doyle, historic performances, World Series winner, fine
Judge winning AL MVP: The entire city of Seattle should march to the Bronx and rip Yankee Stadium down to the studs out of spite. Justice for Big Dumper.
Judge winning AL MVP: The entire city of Seattle should march to the Bronx and rip Yankee Stadium down to the studs out of spite. Justice for Big Dumper.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Ohtani winning NL MVP: Makes sense, Tungsten Arms O’Doyle, historic performances, World Series winner, fine
Judge winning AL MVP: The entire city of Seattle should march to the Bronx and rip Yankee Stadium down to the studs out of spite. Justice for Big Dumper.
Judge winning AL MVP: The entire city of Seattle should march to the Bronx and rip Yankee Stadium down to the studs out of spite. Justice for Big Dumper.