Bipolar Boy Detective
@wittiestmanalive.bsky.social
Meaningful insights from an absurd, petty human being. The Internet's preeminent anti-horse activist.
He/Him.
He/Him.
Pinned
Folks, I'm baring my soul in the acclaimed new podcast that's a hit at The Wife's office.
Subscribe and start forging your parasocial bond now, before I become wealthy and out-of-touch, recording from a hideously nouveau riche mansion in a tax-free state
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Subscribe and start forging your parasocial bond now, before I become wealthy and out-of-touch, recording from a hideously nouveau riche mansion in a tax-free state
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
more like Burlington Fart Factory because this selection stinks!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
more like Burlington Fart Factory because this selection stinks!!
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New on the Art Cetera Blog—why Zaslav should sell Warner Bros. to me instead of Netflix. Plus, selected comics from the latest storyline where David Zaslav has been the featured villain.
#artcetera #webcomic #illustration
#artcetera #webcomic #illustration
Netflix Bids for Warner Bros. – ART CETERA
For those tuning into the latest chapter of Art Cetera, “Escape from Art-catraz,” David Zaslav is a villain. A ruthless warden of a satirical creative arts prison, hellbent on shaping the media…
artceteracomic.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
New on the Art Cetera Blog—why Zaslav should sell Warner Bros. to me instead of Netflix. Plus, selected comics from the latest storyline where David Zaslav has been the featured villain.
#artcetera #webcomic #illustration
#artcetera #webcomic #illustration
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
Yet another reminder that if you love music, you should be streaming on absolutely anything except Spotify.
Give your subscription fees to the artists, not to Daniel Ek and Joe Rogan.
Give your subscription fees to the artists, not to Daniel Ek and Joe Rogan.
streaming is a reality. but truly – just moving those streams from spotify to literally any other platform? like, it actually matters
WRAP THAT, IT'S REAL
los campesinos! forever
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WRAP THAT, IT'S REAL
los campesinos! forever
stereogum.com/2481865/los-...
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yet another reminder that if you love music, you should be streaming on absolutely anything except Spotify.
Give your subscription fees to the artists, not to Daniel Ek and Joe Rogan.
Give your subscription fees to the artists, not to Daniel Ek and Joe Rogan.
"model is 3 kids in a trenchcoat wearing a size medium"
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"model is 3 kids in a trenchcoat wearing a size medium"
My Body Won’t Let Me Poop in Your Guest Bathroom: A Travelogue
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My Body Won’t Let Me Poop in Your Guest Bathroom: A Travelogue
The Man with the The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Tattoo
The Girl with the Daryl Dragon Tattoo
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The Man with the The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Tattoo
Sounds like it’s that time again: the hour of Thanksgiving when my neighbors’ in-laws all pound one last Bud Lime Razz-brr-rita, jump into their Dodge Challengers and drive 137 MPH back to New Jersey
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sounds like it’s that time again: the hour of Thanksgiving when my neighbors’ in-laws all pound one last Bud Lime Razz-brr-rita, jump into their Dodge Challengers and drive 137 MPH back to New Jersey
New York, I love you,
But you’re bringing me down.
New York, I love you!
But you’re bringing me down.
Like a rat in a cage,
Pulling minimum wage,
New York, I love you,
But you’re bringing me down.
But you’re bringing me down.
New York, I love you!
But you’re bringing me down.
Like a rat in a cage,
Pulling minimum wage,
New York, I love you,
But you’re bringing me down.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
New York, I love you,
But you’re bringing me down.
New York, I love you!
But you’re bringing me down.
Like a rat in a cage,
Pulling minimum wage,
New York, I love you,
But you’re bringing me down.
But you’re bringing me down.
New York, I love you!
But you’re bringing me down.
Like a rat in a cage,
Pulling minimum wage,
New York, I love you,
But you’re bringing me down.
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what i would give to be a fly on the wall listening to zohran tell his aloof wife alllllllll about his day
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
what i would give to be a fly on the wall listening to zohran tell his aloof wife alllllllll about his day
NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch's political ascendance is a victory in representation for everyone who perpetually looks like they're holding in a fart
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch's political ascendance is a victory in representation for everyone who perpetually looks like they're holding in a fart
Some guy is putting out some barely coherent, low-effort AI videos where the theme seems to be "one person said no to ICE, then everyone clapped"
unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart I must report the AI slop is perpetuating dangerous italian stereotypes
unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart I must report the AI slop is perpetuating dangerous italian stereotypes
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Some guy is putting out some barely coherent, low-effort AI videos where the theme seems to be "one person said no to ICE, then everyone clapped"
unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart I must report the AI slop is perpetuating dangerous italian stereotypes
unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart I must report the AI slop is perpetuating dangerous italian stereotypes
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thinking again about the lizard community
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
thinking again about the lizard community
We stay masked up on this bacchanal of cosmic horrors we call The Earth
I have books to write and people to take care of. I don’t have time to get Covid or a cold!
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We stay masked up on this bacchanal of cosmic horrors we call The Earth
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My “My email describing ’Trump blowing Bubba’ was not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My “My email describing ’Trump blowing Bubba’ was not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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jesus christ 😭 leslie lee iii was one of the realest guys i’ve ever got to briefly know and really helped me get my career /my movie made and seen. please help his family if u can www.gofundme.com/f/lleeiii
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
jesus christ 😭 leslie lee iii was one of the realest guys i’ve ever got to briefly know and really helped me get my career /my movie made and seen. please help his family if u can www.gofundme.com/f/lleeiii
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In this series we'll follow the proctol... protagonist Harry Hole
hey guys are you sure about this title?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
In this series we'll follow the proctol... protagonist Harry Hole
If we still lived in a civilized society I would be receiving a stack of these every month after each @astoriabookshop.bsky.social storytelling show
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If we still lived in a civilized society I would be receiving a stack of these every month after each @astoriabookshop.bsky.social storytelling show
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have you taken your meds
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
have you taken your meds
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
These are The Baileys that Chuck Schumer keeps talking about
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
These are The Baileys that Chuck Schumer keeps talking about
It’s James Bond. No one has ever cared if James Bond makes sense. People pay more attention to narrative cohesion in Fast & Furious movies than about whether James Bond Shooty Gun Car Man is believable.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s James Bond. No one has ever cared if James Bond makes sense. People pay more attention to narrative cohesion in Fast & Furious movies than about whether James Bond Shooty Gun Car Man is believable.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
Monday morning existential dread
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Monday morning existential dread
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
This happened to me when my parents inadvertently put me in a daycare run by a Jehova’s Witness
learning about The Rapture at the age of 6
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This happened to me when my parents inadvertently put me in a daycare run by a Jehova’s Witness