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wolfgaanger.bsky.social
Wolfgang
@wolfgaanger.bsky.social
He/him/his
Happily married
Musician, introvert, lifelong student.
Video games, anime, comics, socialism
Eat the rich
Talking to my therapist like "yeah I kinda wanna die, but not in like a 'I'm gonna do it' way, but more like a casual, chill way."
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So what's the difference between a thrupple and a threelationship?
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ball x pit scratches an itch I didn't even know I had. A breakout roguelite wasn't on my bingo sheet, but I'm in love with it anyway.
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hours later I finally got a party for Akh Afah. 3 people died. Somehow we didn't wipe. Thank GOD. #FFXIV
October 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I've been waiting for a party for an hour (I dropped out after 15 minutes once to use the restroom, and again because I got disconnected. Someone else joined the party 3 different times, and then dropped out after around 15 minutes. Why can't we get cross-server matchmaking? #FFXIV
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Would a medieval peasant know what a monkey is? Imagine blowing some peasant's mind by showing him a small, hairy man who can climb a tree as easily as you or I walk down the street.
October 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My dog would sell me out for one pepperoni
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Most people know that if you exercise every day, you stop getting sore from the previous day. I've managed to get sick every other week for the last 5 or 6 so that I get to experience muscle soreness every other week for the last month and a half.
October 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My motion sickness has progressed to the point where I don't know if I'll ever be able to leave my apartment complex again. I don't know what to do anymore.
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Finally paid off my credit card completely. Feels good to be debt free again. Time to buy something stupid that I don't need.
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Microdosing Tylenol to give me an edge in liking trains
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Pokemon is a metroidvania JRPG, but y'all aren't ready for that take yet.
September 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who's idea was it to call the candy bar that's 90% coconut an Almond Joy? That's insane!
September 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
After hearing about the release date, I finally bought Hades 2. I played the first one a ton and I know I'll like this one. I just had to wait for the full release because I know if I'd played it a lot in beta I'd struggle to come back to it when 1.0 finally dropped.
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just finished making a batch of lactose free mocha ice cream. I've never made anything with instant coffee before, so here's hoping it turns out well!
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong: Shermasong when it's released in ten years.
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm not sure if this is a controversial take or not, but if you never rate a game (or any media) a 10/10 because nothing is perfect, then your 9/10 is the same as a 10/10. It's effectively a scale that only goes to 9.

9/9=10/10
September 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Finally got true ending for Silksong. The last fight took me a bit over an hour. What a fantastic game. Really truly great. Team Cherry should be proud.
September 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every news outlet: "A mysterious flying object is flying through our solar system towards earth and baffling scientists."

NASA: "it's a comet. It acts like a comet. It's doing comet things. It's a comet."
September 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I love/hate the articles that are like "I hacked my phone (they installed an app) to make it distraction free (it locks their other apps) and reset my brain"
September 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trobbio is one of my absolute all-time favorite bosses from Silksong. True drama king.
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
At this point in my life I can confidently say that I have heard more times and remember better Jellyfish Jam from SpongeBob than the song it parodies.
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Man, I can't wait for fextralife to make half of a wiki about Silksong and then give up after like a month.
September 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Idk how @teamcherry.bsky.social did it, but they managed to make something even cuter than the grubs from Hollow Knight. The fleas are aggressively adorable.
September 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
On the bright side of not being able to buy Silksong because steam was down, I was planning to skip going to the gym today, but waiting gave me the motivation to go.
September 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM