bard
@worst-bard.bsky.social
bard || he/they || 18+
multi-fandom but a lot of orv || mostly an art acc w occasional fic
https://the-worst-bard.carrd.co/
multi-fandom but a lot of orv || mostly an art acc w occasional fic
https://the-worst-bard.carrd.co/
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@worst-bard.bsky.social
· Aug 21
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literally all i have is ffxiv shit guys im so cooked GUYS its all i think about lately all i draw all i write........
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
literally all i have is ffxiv shit guys im so cooked GUYS its all i think about lately all i draw all i write........
WAAAAAAH I LOVE THE SHAPES THIS IS SO FUN
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
WAAAAAAH I LOVE THE SHAPES THIS IS SO FUN
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need more ffxiv mutuals i need to get evil pilled about more peoples wols
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
need more ffxiv mutuals i need to get evil pilled about more peoples wols
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August 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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ive gotten addicted to filling out those oc or oc ship templates w my wol and my various wolships its so fun. like playing barbies...
August 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
ive gotten addicted to filling out those oc or oc ship templates w my wol and my various wolships its so fun. like playing barbies...
made this earlier and couldnt stop laughing im sorry rahafucker mutuals i understand you i see you but i fear im simply not pilled that way
August 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
made this earlier and couldnt stop laughing im sorry rahafucker mutuals i understand you i see you but i fear im simply not pilled that way
yeah its getting dire ive busted out the spreadsheets. gotta keep track of whos alive/whos fucking who in each au
i keep making aus of my wolverse whenever i feel like the main one is a little too sad but then i end up making the new one worse. we are 3 aus deep. i dont think this is sustainable guys
August 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
yeah its getting dire ive busted out the spreadsheets. gotta keep track of whos alive/whos fucking who in each au
i keep making aus of my wolverse whenever i feel like the main one is a little too sad but then i end up making the new one worse. we are 3 aus deep. i dont think this is sustainable guys
August 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i keep making aus of my wolverse whenever i feel like the main one is a little too sad but then i end up making the new one worse. we are 3 aus deep. i dont think this is sustainable guys
July 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
July 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
but you NEED it or some of the crucial layers/angles of the epilogues simply Do Not hit the same. the solution is to get weird w it but no one except the indies want to do that!!! and they would NEVER get the rights to something at this scale!!!
July 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
but you NEED it or some of the crucial layers/angles of the epilogues simply Do Not hit the same. the solution is to get weird w it but no one except the indies want to do that!!! and they would NEVER get the rights to something at this scale!!!
it just doesnt bend that way theres too much happening and so much of it IS necessary for later themes/ideas that you literally cant remove it without collapsing the whole structure even though trying to put the whole of like. kaizenix. into a film is going to glaze peoples eyes over in seconds.
July 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
it just doesnt bend that way theres too much happening and so much of it IS necessary for later themes/ideas that you literally cant remove it without collapsing the whole structure even though trying to put the whole of like. kaizenix. into a film is going to glaze peoples eyes over in seconds.
and i think that requires a level of creativity/freedom of expression that, as you said, Big Studio is just not going to gaf about. even trying to cram orv into a movie franchise couldnt and wouldnt work
July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
and i think that requires a level of creativity/freedom of expression that, as you said, Big Studio is just not going to gaf about. even trying to cram orv into a movie franchise couldnt and wouldnt work
YEAH its like you cant translate the same kinds of weirdness happening in orv into a film 1:1 because so much of it is specific to orv being a novel and particularly a webnovel. you just cant do it. so you need to find something analogous to it and play with THAT instead
July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
YEAH its like you cant translate the same kinds of weirdness happening in orv into a film 1:1 because so much of it is specific to orv being a novel and particularly a webnovel. you just cant do it. so you need to find something analogous to it and play with THAT instead
theres such a specifically humiliating feeling in writing wolship this is terrible for me. yeah idk i just think my stupid chud son should kiss other men (scuffing my shoe) whatever......go my yaois.....
July 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
theres such a specifically humiliating feeling in writing wolship this is terrible for me. yeah idk i just think my stupid chud son should kiss other men (scuffing my shoe) whatever......go my yaois.....
sanctity to the TEXT of the original work doesnt matter as much to me as sanctity to the intent if that makes sense... (<- has written multiple papers on this)
anyways i think im lowkey in the same camp as u r though i think i wouldve been annoyed either way i love hating too much ach
anyways i think im lowkey in the same camp as u r though i think i wouldve been annoyed either way i love hating too much ach
July 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
sanctity to the TEXT of the original work doesnt matter as much to me as sanctity to the intent if that makes sense... (<- has written multiple papers on this)
anyways i think im lowkey in the same camp as u r though i think i wouldve been annoyed either way i love hating too much ach
anyways i think im lowkey in the same camp as u r though i think i wouldve been annoyed either way i love hating too much ach
orvla COULD have been interesting in playing with that visual aspect and how like. idk. maybe something with how your visual perception of an individual is a kind of "reading" that you're doing of them in a way, vis a vis blurring kdjs face, filming from first person, etc.
July 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
orvla COULD have been interesting in playing with that visual aspect and how like. idk. maybe something with how your visual perception of an individual is a kind of "reading" that you're doing of them in a way, vis a vis blurring kdjs face, filming from first person, etc.
NODDING SHAKING YOUR HAND yeah i think that like. for me anyway an adaptation needs to be doing something with the work that like elaborates on it by way of the new medium--using something about the new medium in a way that builds upon established themes/ideas in the original property
July 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
NODDING SHAKING YOUR HAND yeah i think that like. for me anyway an adaptation needs to be doing something with the work that like elaborates on it by way of the new medium--using something about the new medium in a way that builds upon established themes/ideas in the original property
stopped playing this fucking game (ffxiv) after 17 hours to do what? write fic about it. blowing myself up its so over for me guys ITS SO OVER...
July 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
stopped playing this fucking game (ffxiv) after 17 hours to do what? write fic about it. blowing myself up its so over for me guys ITS SO OVER...
CONSIDER MY TITS BLOWN I LOVE WUK LAMAT SHES SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!
July 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
CONSIDER MY TITS BLOWN I LOVE WUK LAMAT SHES SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!