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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now!

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Freelancer writer and editor and co-founder of Ludic Lemur. I write mostly spec fic, often queer, always a grand old time! Novels, scripts, videogames maybe a poem or two. She/her. https://wrenhandman.com/novels/

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · 1d

I'd love to come and chat if you're interested in an indie fantasy and sci-fi author! I'm very comfortable speaking and I've done a few podcasts in the past.

www.wrenhandman.com

Wren Handman – Writer

www.wrenhandman.com

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Oct 2

We just launched our Kickstarter campaign for a video game version of the beloved roleplaying game Monsterhearts. You play a teen monster in a small town. Check it out!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/lud...

Monsterhearts: Welcome to Drowned Lake

A Card-Based RPG About the Messy Lives of Teenage Monsters

www.kickstarter.com

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Sep 13

Having a great time at Full Indie, there have been some great talks already.

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 22

Oh man that's definitely worth trying!

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 22

Telling an author to their face that they should get someone else to finish their work is WILD and so rude (Martin/Sanderson discourse), but I'm surprised by how many people think this is a hot take.

We've made this joke in our household for years. It's sort of obvious?

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 22

I've decided to start replying to all of those spam messages about women looking for love with a plea to buy my book. I'll let you know how it goes.

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 20

I was going to say something about the new Sublime song but I already insulted all of Saskatchewan making a joke about music this week so I should probably stop while I'm ahead.

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 19

Hmm, good point. Better add that calculation into the lawsuit along with the lost wages.

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 19

Oh I was also petrified!! But I applied to and got into WorldCon as a panelist before everything went full fascist, and it was such a huge opportunity I couldn't back out.

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 19

This gets better and better! Tons of money to support myself, being able to use "Sorry I couldn't make it, I live in a tank now," as an excuse for all social obligations, AND having ten legs??

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 19

Thank God I've already decided not to go back there until the cheeto is gone, lol.

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 19

Okay counterpoint: what if I eat a whole ton of it and I become Shrimpwoman?

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Aug 19

The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart

The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.

abcnews.link

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 19

Oh my god the exchange rate. 😩 We spent $51 CDN on two burritos and two sodas at WorldCon.

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 19

How come some vegetables I can buy the exact amount I need but other vegetables they're like no, fuck you, I decide how many cherry tomatoes you need, Sharon.

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 18

Every book has flaws. Being the thousandth person to point them out doesn't make you a literary mastermind, nor does it make you a cool counter-culturist. /end

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 18

I need you to eff aaaaaall the way off, mmmkay? Twilight sold over 160 million copies. Instead of insulting everything that (you think) it did wrong, maybe stop and think about what it did right to connect with THAT MANY readers? (2/3)

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 18

I swear if one more person at a literary event insults Twilight like it somehow makes them cool... (1/3)

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 18

Thanks to the amazing folks at printedges.com, I now have GORGEOUS hardcover copies of Havoc & Happiness WITH PRINTED EDGES! (And they are ON SALE because Amazon said so?)

Image is a mockup, I don't have actual copies in hand yet but should be similar to that!!!

www.amazon.ca/Havoc-Happin...

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 17

Aw sorry to miss you!

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 17

I've got a coffee chat where people can sign up to talk to me for an hour and no one has signed up and I'm hoping no one walks in because I'm desperate to go to a Leigh Bardugo reading. 😂

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 17

I've got a coffee chat tomorrow at 10:30 and I can't decide if it's scarier if no one shows up or if people actually do. 😂

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Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 17

Congratulations to all the Hugo winners!! I've got a big new to read list, don't I?

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 16

I'm a roleplayer so I'm always ready to talk about anything at great length. 😂

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 16

Woooo our team Baby's First WorldCon came in third in trivia - despite scoring ZERO points on the round about the Hugos. 😂😂

What do you mean Victor Hugo didn't start the Hugo awards??

Wren Handman - 📖A Midnight So Deadly📚 is out now! @wrenhandman.bsky.social · Aug 16

WorldCon panel and the moderator didn't show up. Props to the amazing panelists who touched it out and made it work!

I had the same thing happen on our panel yesterday morning and we pulled through, but it's a nerve wracking experience facing a room full of people with no plan!!

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