Darth Vegita
@xxxdarthvegitaxxx.bsky.social
Greetings, a goofy account for goofy humor skeets. Mainly a repository of my most goofy thoughts.
@skynewsau.bsky.social skibidi toilets are everywhere in Adelaide today, where are the news vans?
September 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@skynewsau.bsky.social skibidi toilets are everywhere in Adelaide today, where are the news vans?
@dailymail.co.uk what are you going to do when skibidi toilet mania comes to you?
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
@dailymail.co.uk what are you going to do when skibidi toilet mania comes to you?
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social what will you do to stop the scourge of skibidi toilets? This is an important issue.
September 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social what will you do to stop the scourge of skibidi toilets? This is an important issue.
@bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social what have you done to stop the scourge of skibidi toilet’s on Downing Street? Think of the children! Their minds can’t comprehend that many skibidi toilets in the prime minister’s manor.
September 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social what have you done to stop the scourge of skibidi toilet’s on Downing Street? Think of the children! Their minds can’t comprehend that many skibidi toilets in the prime minister’s manor.
It’s time for everyone’s favorite tetrapod orthographic super lubricious sponge
September 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It’s time for everyone’s favorite tetrapod orthographic super lubricious sponge
Is it possible to pee a poop?
September 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Is it possible to pee a poop?
Reposted by Darth Vegita
What. The. Fuck.
The National Science Foundation plans to abruptly end operation of the RV Nathaniel B. Palmer, the sole U.S. research ship capable of braving the farthest reaches of Antarctica and the Southern Ocean. scim.ag/4mB8LOX
NSF plans abrupt end to lone U.S. Antarctic research icebreaker
Imminent termination of the RV Nathaniel B. Palmer shocks polar scientists
scim.ag
July 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What. The. Fuck.
Long dong silver
August 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Long dong silver
Reposted by Darth Vegita
Why does nbayoungboy have the golden pipes while beabadoobee (dumbest name of all time, why is this an artist’s name? What’s next, pooooop and grundle basket?) can’t sing?
March 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why does nbayoungboy have the golden pipes while beabadoobee (dumbest name of all time, why is this an artist’s name? What’s next, pooooop and grundle basket?) can’t sing?
I have been followed by an account called “sexy bikini ladies”
What is this timeline? This is like “sexy singles in your area”. Everybody knows there aren’t sexy singles in your area. The Nigerian prince isn’t real.
But Darth Vegita, what about the bikini ladies? Sadly no.
youtu.be/tL8vuScxfTY
What is this timeline? This is like “sexy singles in your area”. Everybody knows there aren’t sexy singles in your area. The Nigerian prince isn’t real.
But Darth Vegita, what about the bikini ladies? Sadly no.
youtu.be/tL8vuScxfTY
You'll have sex tonight
YouTube video by Revo
youtu.be
February 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have been followed by an account called “sexy bikini ladies”
What is this timeline? This is like “sexy singles in your area”. Everybody knows there aren’t sexy singles in your area. The Nigerian prince isn’t real.
But Darth Vegita, what about the bikini ladies? Sadly no.
youtu.be/tL8vuScxfTY
What is this timeline? This is like “sexy singles in your area”. Everybody knows there aren’t sexy singles in your area. The Nigerian prince isn’t real.
But Darth Vegita, what about the bikini ladies? Sadly no.
youtu.be/tL8vuScxfTY
What are you supposed to do if you dedicate out of your urethra? Like who do you call?
January 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What are you supposed to do if you dedicate out of your urethra? Like who do you call?
At what point should you see your doctor is your excrement is perfectly cube shaped?
December 13, 2024 at 1:30 AM
At what point should you see your doctor is your excrement is perfectly cube shaped?
Why is a man calling himself Penis Parker swinging from ropes around Auckland chasing a dude in a dinosaur costume?
What does the guy yelling “I’m your friendly neighborhood Penis Parker” want?
What does the guy yelling “I’m your friendly neighborhood Penis Parker” want?
December 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Why is a man calling himself Penis Parker swinging from ropes around Auckland chasing a dude in a dinosaur costume?
What does the guy yelling “I’m your friendly neighborhood Penis Parker” want?
What does the guy yelling “I’m your friendly neighborhood Penis Parker” want?
Who killed penis Parker
December 13, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Who killed penis Parker
The best part of the whole joker 2 movie is when he jumps on the table and shouts “it’s butthole time!” Then he buttholes all over those guys.
Truly an Oscar worthing moment in cinema history. Such buttholng has never been seen before or since.
Truly an Oscar worthing moment in cinema history. Such buttholng has never been seen before or since.
December 7, 2024 at 5:12 AM
The best part of the whole joker 2 movie is when he jumps on the table and shouts “it’s butthole time!” Then he buttholes all over those guys.
Truly an Oscar worthing moment in cinema history. Such buttholng has never been seen before or since.
Truly an Oscar worthing moment in cinema history. Such buttholng has never been seen before or since.
Shrek, that’s all. Shrek is the weirdest meme ever created.
shrek is walking down the street with his arms outstretched and smiling .
ALT: shrek is walking down the street with his arms outstretched and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Shrek, that’s all. Shrek is the weirdest meme ever created.
What if we’re all just pawns in big chungus’ world?
November 22, 2024 at 9:27 PM
What if we’re all just pawns in big chungus’ world?
I am the darkness
I am chungus
I am chungus
November 17, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I am the darkness
I am chungus
I am chungus
Welcome to the chunder dome!
November 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Welcome to the chunder dome!