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I’m suffering from Writer’s Block.
He/Him
@kim.senate.gov why the fuck did you vote in favor of hemp criminalization? The fuck is wrong with you?
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Of course I don’t believe Hell exists. Because if it did, we’re already there.
September 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
So a union-buster, an abhorrent racist, and a serial cheater walked into hell. The Devil says, “Hulk Hogan! You’re right on time.”
July 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What if the only thing preventing climate change from killing us all were the gardening sections of Home Depot and Lowe’s?
May 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The #Pirates have a new manager.

#baseball
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I tried to ask the park ranger so politely,”What do you feed it?” And was treated with radio silence. Honestly understandable.
April 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Damn, the #Flyers actually fired Torts. Life is looking marginally better now.
a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
Alt: Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, arms raised with a fire going in the background.
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This dude is so photogenic, it’s a shame he fucking comes out of his hole like twice a day at most. Shy kitty.
March 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
These guys were near where I grew up. Unbelievable how much hardship ICE put law-abiding immigrants through, just to prove their cruelty.

www.inquirer.com/news/jersey-...
Emine Emanet, Jersey Kebab owner arrested by ICE, walks free from immigrant detention center
The family of the 47-year-old Turkish immigrant intends to reopen their Haddon Township restaurant soon
www.inquirer.com
March 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Take a gander at this nice young lady.
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@flashes.blue my app keeps crashing after hitting the center icon. I’m not computer savvy, is this typically something on my end or is this the app’s fault?
March 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I ever decide to watch a movie called “The Gorge,” simply chop up my body into a million pieces, run me through a grinder, slam my remains into a patty shape, and cook me until I reach 150 degrees and serve me with cheese and bread.
January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Honest to god, what positive, impactful inventions have come out in the past five years?
January 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
How do we fight this shit?
January 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Thought the Flyers were dead in the water after that 1st period. #FLAvsPHI
January 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A novella where the Main Character (MC)’s dog is the smartest person in the book, but can only talk in plain English when the MC accidentally takes a shit ton of drugs.
January 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Throwback to when I played an emulation of Pokemon Crystal on my cell phone during every break at work and completed the Pokedex at a shockingly fast pace. Last one caught was Celebi. Below was my final team.
December 28, 2024 at 10:49 AM
My mental health is in the shitter right now, but at least I was able to do what I needed to before lunch.

I still feel like shit, but I’m not a complete waste, dammit.
November 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
There’s a commercial in PA going around showing a Trump-supporting cop with a fu Manchu in 2024. He’s definitely been put on paid leave at least twice in his career, right?
October 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Buzz Lightyear but he’s voiced by Ray Romano.
August 12, 2024 at 10:31 PM