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ella 🍒
@yardsalads.bsky.social
· Oct 18
here is the form the dunkin' donuts spider donut that runs this account takes when it needs to get up to mischief
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Happy Valentine's Day from all the Guilty Gear -Strive- Valentines...
...and Potemkin.
#GGST #ValentinesDay
...and Potemkin.
#GGST #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy Valentine's Day from all the Guilty Gear -Strive- Valentines...
...and Potemkin.
#GGST #ValentinesDay
...and Potemkin.
#GGST #ValentinesDay
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February 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
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December 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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this hot dog is $1.50? surely it's very small? oh, but surely the condiments are extra? ahh, but how much is a drink to go with it? OK but how much for a refill?????
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
this hot dog is $1.50? surely it's very small? oh, but surely the condiments are extra? ahh, but how much is a drink to go with it? OK but how much for a refill?????
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In my emotional irresponsible state I got $60 worth of Pikmin ornaments bc my heart desires them
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 PM
In my emotional irresponsible state I got $60 worth of Pikmin ornaments bc my heart desires them
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ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE ELPHELT FINALLY CAME TO STRIVE ILY SO SO MUCH ELPHELT!!!❤️
a video game character is kneeling down holding a gun
ALT: a video game character is kneeling down holding a gun
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 12:44 AM
ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE ELPHELT FINALLY CAME TO STRIVE ILY SO SO MUCH ELPHELT!!!❤️
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paterson's curse 🌟🌙 a persistent weed in australia. the lore goes, mary paterson was a beekeeper and introduced this plant into her garden in the 1880s, and from there it spread. every spring this plant pops up in australia, covering fields and grassways with thousands of purple blue flowers
December 7, 2024 at 9:45 PM
paterson's curse 🌟🌙 a persistent weed in australia. the lore goes, mary paterson was a beekeeper and introduced this plant into her garden in the 1880s, and from there it spread. every spring this plant pops up in australia, covering fields and grassways with thousands of purple blue flowers
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we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand
December 2, 2024 at 9:09 AM
we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand
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[handing me my food]
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
December 2, 2024 at 12:06 AM
[handing me my food]
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
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Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers
December 2, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers
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media (and also the rest of the world) suffered so tremendously when picture quality got too good and they stopped letting ugly and weird looking people be in movies and on tv
December 2, 2024 at 2:06 PM
media (and also the rest of the world) suffered so tremendously when picture quality got too good and they stopped letting ugly and weird looking people be in movies and on tv
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guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”