JPD
@youdownwithjpd.bsky.social
All SaaS and no class. Southside Chicagoan marooned deep in Southern California.
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You have won a happy victory
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You have won a happy victory
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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Cathedrals everywhere, if you only pull your head out of your god damn ass
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cathedrals everywhere, if you only pull your head out of your god damn ass
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It's very funny for Schumer to try this penny-ante three-card monte routine on BlueSky, the world's largest gathering of Senate procedure sickos
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's very funny for Schumer to try this penny-ante three-card monte routine on BlueSky, the world's largest gathering of Senate procedure sickos
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There is not and can be no reconciliation for this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There is not and can be no reconciliation for this.
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Sorry but if you're a baseball fan rooting for a salary cap — or worse, a lockout — bc the Dodgers won you're lame as hell. Grow up
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sorry but if you're a baseball fan rooting for a salary cap — or worse, a lockout — bc the Dodgers won you're lame as hell. Grow up
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The worst part about the postseason ending is now I have to watch the white sox again
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The worst part about the postseason ending is now I have to watch the white sox again
Less than 100 days to SoxFest
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Less than 100 days to SoxFest
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I'm ready to be hurt again.
Bulls are 4-0, blast it from the streets.
Bulls are 4-0, blast it from the streets.
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm ready to be hurt again.
Bulls are 4-0, blast it from the streets.
Bulls are 4-0, blast it from the streets.
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We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
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Whenever someone I meet irl doesn’t understand a niche meme reference or know what the current trivial online discourse is I tell them to go touch glass
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Whenever someone I meet irl doesn’t understand a niche meme reference or know what the current trivial online discourse is I tell them to go touch glass
Man, #dogavi really never fails
This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are only entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Man, #dogavi really never fails
“Base” might be a bridge too far, but I’d actually respond to a text with something other than STOP if *anyone* opened with that
Me. I'm the base. A white cisgender dude wrapped in 8 different kinds of privilege, who will empty his bank account for the first politician who campaigns for 2028 on the sole plank of "elect me and I will send these fuckers to the Hague".
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“Base” might be a bridge too far, but I’d actually respond to a text with something other than STOP if *anyone* opened with that
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My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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TL;DR: Trevor Bauer is ending his NPB career being pulled from the playoff roster for blowing a scrimmage game against a semipro team that hasn't developed any meaningful baseball talent since before the bicentennial, after ending the season DEAD LAST in ERA along qualified pitchers.
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
TL;DR: Trevor Bauer is ending his NPB career being pulled from the playoff roster for blowing a scrimmage game against a semipro team that hasn't developed any meaningful baseball talent since before the bicentennial, after ending the season DEAD LAST in ERA along qualified pitchers.
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The only thing they do during a ceasefire is reload.
So...who here thinks Israel will abide by the ceasefire and just ignore everything they've publicly said they will do to Gaza and Palestinians?
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The only thing they do during a ceasefire is reload.
When you’re that big of a dickhead, of course you’d assume a circumcision is in the same category as a lobotomy 🥁💥
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When you’re that big of a dickhead, of course you’d assume a circumcision is in the same category as a lobotomy 🥁💥
We all know that active user numbers are used when pitching to funding or advertising, this is obtuse.
Also: blaming the user for not using something the engineer never built is a classic tell of either a junior or an asshole.
Also: blaming the user for not using something the engineer never built is a classic tell of either a junior or an asshole.
Are you paying us? Where?
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We all know that active user numbers are used when pitching to funding or advertising, this is obtuse.
Also: blaming the user for not using something the engineer never built is a classic tell of either a junior or an asshole.
Also: blaming the user for not using something the engineer never built is a classic tell of either a junior or an asshole.
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Same with recessions, almost always under a Republican president. Its almost like those motherfuckers dont know how to run a country.
11 govt shutdowns since 1980 and only one has happened when Democrats control congress.
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Same with recessions, almost always under a Republican president. Its almost like those motherfuckers dont know how to run a country.