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“To the winner, the potatoes.”

Ishtar apologist.

Rochester, NY
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Realized today that “ACAB” includes Mulder and got bummed out.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Red America, Summer 2026: Everyone’s jazzed up to drive their kei cars to World Cup matches
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Man, if I was a tech exec I’d ask my team to dress me like the world’s biggest asshole.
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m not on Facebook but you CAN find me on Google+
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My FIL (who pays for a ChatGPT plan) bragged last night that after he fed an email to it for recommendations it said the email was perfect.

Maybe this is the way that OpenAI is cutting back on computing costs?
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Thanksgiving turkey giveaway of live birds: Good idea?
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
One day I hope to love anything as much as Trump loves firing people.
Trump on Jerome Powell: "I'd love to fire his ass. He should be fired. The only thing Scott [Bessent] is blowing it on is the Fed. The rates are too high, Scott. And if you don't get it fixed fast, I'm going to fire your ass."
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The feminine urge to GTFO
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He’s so gross. He’s so evil. He’s my best friend and I can’t wait to spend Thanksgiving together.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Rochester’s anti poverty initiative is probably convening a series of 15 meetings over the next 15 months to determine whether something should be done. No one convenes a meeting like the Rochester Poverty Industrial Complex.
In this moment, this is where RMAPI shows it's not a true advocacy organization, but in the pocket of the politicians who give them tax dollars to stay afloat.
RMAPI should have been the first organization calling on Hochul to fund SNAP.
Instead it's crickets.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The new Josh Ritter is a good return to form after several lower key releases. Enjoyed seeing him kick off his US tour Saturday here in Rochester.

Great encore with “the Throne”
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“Honey, I love you and want to spend..”

“AND NOW A QUICK WORD FROM CAPITAL ONE”
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Senior year of college I was in the middle of breaking up with a gf when my roommate came in and put on Under Siege. We watched the whole movie and broke up when it was over.
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Creating an AI that exclusively answers questions based on All Star by Smash Mouth.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We refer to this picture in a children’s book as “using magic to unzip Nixon’s fly”
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Full on obsessed with this Your Smith album “The Rub”
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Seems like only yesterday that every city in the country was changing their name to Amazonville and rolling out free handjobs to lure the forever jobs of Amazon HQ2…
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“A tiger, an elephant, and a giraffe walk into a bar. Bartender says ____?”
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Happy Bahamas release day for all who celebrate.
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
NPR… you know you’re not getting your funding back right? Jesus Fucking Christ, why do you keep framing like this?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 24
The abrupt announcement comes after Trump accused Canada of using a "fake" Ronald Reagan ad to sway U.S. courts, raising the stakes in an already tense trade dispute. n.pr/4qoCzRt
Trump says he's ending trade talks with Canada over TV ads
The abrupt announcement comes after Trump accused Canada of using a "fake" Ronald Reagan ad to sway U.S. courts, raising the stakes in an already tense trade dispute.
n.pr
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
We’re back. Good curling, ya’ll.
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Milk Duds are a great treat for folks who want candy but also hate themselves.
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Listen- electricity prices may be skyrocketing but at least your neighbor can crank it to AI generated Tilly Norwood porn and ChatGPT stepsister literotica.
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Her: I fucked Jon Najarian.

Me: You did what now?

Her: It wasn’t an option.
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM