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zanmadyne
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slap drac's shit with whip and mad drip (he/him)
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Know your subgenres,

Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy

Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy

Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama

A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom

One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
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First Florida gets the Stanley Cup, and now this baseball bullshit. the fall of the american empire can't come soon enough.
New DQ1 is alright. I do think it's goofy how much stronger the bosses are than the regular monsters on hard; it's really difficult to tell whether you're underleveled for an area

But the feeling of needing to do whatever it takes to get through a fight is something I haven't felt in a long time
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the secret they don't want you to know is it's actually really easy to make great video games, and every time a game is bad it was made bad intentionally to piss you off
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saw a banana type car today and found out it has a very detailed backstory
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Spending time with my mom is weird because she’s genuinely and truly appreciative of what I do but I don’t know anyone who hates hearing me talk more than the woman who brought me into this nightmare hellscape of a world.
Alas, like Darth Maul or most news anchors, I don't have a lower half
Draconian's fun because it's really normal feeling until weird difficulty spikes
Every year, I'm caught between wanting to be a pirate and a vampire for halloween

Maybe I should just be a vampirate
I should've just said superficially, but that also might be overstating it

It's just so different that it loses a lot of the original's distinct design and feel
I like it, but it's not a replacement
Like, I loved DQ1 to have played it multiple times

I dunno if I'll play the remake again when I finish it
It's just an entirely different game made to seem similar enough (visually and with respect to the original story) to pass as a remake
I'm still hopeful that DQ2 ends up benefitting more from the remake because it seems like a lot of these changes to 1 were made to keep consistency with 2/3, but especially 2
Sure, I'm not a huge fan of the extra story stuff (it feels unnecessary, but I'm biased), but the real killer is the key trio

DQ2 was designed with that in mind, but DQ1 is all about exploration and figuring out what to do next

The narrative leads you pretty deliberately, too
I just realized what my problem with the new DQ1 is

The change to keys the way DQ2/3 did it gates things too aggressively

There are so many moments where you want to do something and can't because you don't have that key yet
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this youtuber still throws chimpanzees into tornadoes the old fashioned way