David McCutcheon
@zoopsoul.bsky.social
Metacritic. GameSpot. GameFAQs. Fat. Bald.
Whoever coined the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” deserves to have their yum yucked.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Whoever coined the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” deserves to have their yum yucked.
If I see AI sludge as your @steampowered.com banner for your indie game, know that I would never play a solitary second of it. Pay artists.
August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If I see AI sludge as your @steampowered.com banner for your indie game, know that I would never play a solitary second of it. Pay artists.
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Overall, I’m underwhelmed with most of the courses in Mario Kart World.
That said, Boo Cinema is as good as any track in the history of Mario Kart.
That said, Boo Cinema is as good as any track in the history of Mario Kart.
June 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Overall, I’m underwhelmed with most of the courses in Mario Kart World.
That said, Boo Cinema is as good as any track in the history of Mario Kart.
That said, Boo Cinema is as good as any track in the history of Mario Kart.
Definition of a dumb motherfucker. Hyphenated-name-having idiot voting to make it harder for women who have hyphenated names to vote.
April 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Definition of a dumb motherfucker. Hyphenated-name-having idiot voting to make it harder for women who have hyphenated names to vote.
I always knew @tamoorh.com would be an action star one day.
February 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I always knew @tamoorh.com would be an action star one day.
RIP Wayne June. “These nightmarish creatures can be felled—they can be beaten.”
a drawing of a plague doctor with the word hopeless on the bottom
ALT: a drawing of a plague doctor with the word hopeless on the bottom
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January 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
RIP Wayne June. “These nightmarish creatures can be felled—they can be beaten.”
My new obsession at work is finding games made by kids who were born in 2005 that take place in the early 90s and nothing looks like what the early 90s looked like.
January 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My new obsession at work is finding games made by kids who were born in 2005 that take place in the early 90s and nothing looks like what the early 90s looked like.
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Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
This is a league that wants to EXPAND and have two more non-competitive teams to join 25 others who cannot compete.
BREAKING: Rōki Sasaki is signing with the Los Angeles Dodgers, he announced on social media.
January 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is a league that wants to EXPAND and have two more non-competitive teams to join 25 others who cannot compete.
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We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter
Los Angeles landlords are raising rents by as much as 124% after the wildfires.
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter
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A lot of people baffled why they did this and I suspect the actual mechanism is that the Loss Prevention Consultants they hired are ex-cop shitheads who watch Fox News all day and thought BLM and anfifa were burning down cities to help the cartel white slavery rings and reasoned out from there
January 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A lot of people baffled why they did this and I suspect the actual mechanism is that the Loss Prevention Consultants they hired are ex-cop shitheads who watch Fox News all day and thought BLM and anfifa were burning down cities to help the cartel white slavery rings and reasoned out from there
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the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version
NEW: Meta has quietly dismantled the system that prevented misinformation from spreading in the United States. Machine-learning classifiers that once identified viral hoaxes and limited their reach have now been switched off, Platformer has learned www.platformer.news/meta-ends-mi...
January 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version
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It’s so funny that Elon Musk was pretending to play Diablo 4 while Whoopi Goldberg got so mad that it wasn’t coming to Mac, she basically blasted Blizzard until they start giving her gifts.
January 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It’s so funny that Elon Musk was pretending to play Diablo 4 while Whoopi Goldberg got so mad that it wasn’t coming to Mac, she basically blasted Blizzard until they start giving her gifts.
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Very brave of them, not everyone has the courage of a publisher that made seven dogshit games that everyone hated in a row
Lords of the Fallen publisher CI Games publicly shuns "DEI", says it won't "embed social or political agendas"
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January 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Very brave of them, not everyone has the courage of a publisher that made seven dogshit games that everyone hated in a row
Remember when everybody laughed at all of the dumb hillbillies in Borat who said insanely offensive shit and we were like “boy, what a silly niche part of American culture they are”? I feel like they subsequently became all of the law and policy makers in the country as our cosmic punishment.
January 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Remember when everybody laughed at all of the dumb hillbillies in Borat who said insanely offensive shit and we were like “boy, what a silly niche part of American culture they are”? I feel like they subsequently became all of the law and policy makers in the country as our cosmic punishment.
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Damn porn bots went apeshit on this app too didn’t they
January 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Damn porn bots went apeshit on this app too didn’t they
We’re so creatively bankrupt that it’s the third day of 2025 and I’m already having to write “(2024)” after game titles that are already being reused from last year.
If you’re spending a portion of your life creating anything, at least Google the fucking name before you use it, dude. Goddammit.
If you’re spending a portion of your life creating anything, at least Google the fucking name before you use it, dude. Goddammit.
January 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We’re so creatively bankrupt that it’s the third day of 2025 and I’m already having to write “(2024)” after game titles that are already being reused from last year.
If you’re spending a portion of your life creating anything, at least Google the fucking name before you use it, dude. Goddammit.
If you’re spending a portion of your life creating anything, at least Google the fucking name before you use it, dude. Goddammit.
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reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable
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White elephant gift exchange but everyone can only give Cameos and the spending limit is $10
January 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
White elephant gift exchange but everyone can only give Cameos and the spending limit is $10
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
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Is there anything these dumb assholes can’t be wrong about
December 27, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Is there anything these dumb assholes can’t be wrong about
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
NEW YORK — A team of copyright lawyers at Nintendo have begun putting together a case against Luigi Mangione, although some members of the team…
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December 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
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Merry Christmas to all of my cucks and simps out there, or whatever people call their acquaintances nowadays. I got some cool shit. @realbiffwiff.bsky.social will be on my tree every year next to my Precious Moments figurines.
December 26, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Merry Christmas to all of my cucks and simps out there, or whatever people call their acquaintances nowadays. I got some cool shit. @realbiffwiff.bsky.social will be on my tree every year next to my Precious Moments figurines.