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Zack Stovall
@zstovall.bsky.social
New York, NY.
Strong like tractor. Smart like bull.
Comedy things.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Happy long weekend to you guys
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I was telling someone over the weekend that I was once able to re-book a flight to Amsterdam from Newark over Twitter direct messages in 2017. It sounded like one of those old timey stories where they put enough stamps on a toddler and by golly the USPS got that kid from Topeka, Kansas to Chicago!
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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one thing thats crazy about the current era in the states is that it is clear across most domains that science got processed by a lot of people as "traumatic encounter with the real" and now they are just making decisions based on that trauma.

elon, peter, anti-vaxxers, all the same problem
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“Things happen…you don’t have to embarrass our guest.”
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.

He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
*trying to hit on a woman at a bar*

So yeah the day job is doing a bunch of research on Hitler, what he was into, ya know, in the bedroom and stuff and seeing if he was REALLY certifiably crazy and how or just like REGULAR crazy...I have two PhDs and this is how I’m spending my prime years.
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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an HBCU band playing vintage R&B from the '85-'95 range can power a rocket
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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RFK Jr in 2023: "I have never been anti-vax." 2025: "God is an anti-vaxxer, and he needs you to speak up,” declared Del Bigtree, a close ally of Mr. Kennedy, at a MAHA meeting this weekend. @sherylnyt.bsky.social reports. [Gift link] nyti.ms/47zoBoz
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
*taps the sign*
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
Gaines: I want to challenge AOC to a debate.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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i know so many unemployed journalists with real talent
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I hate getting the error screen because I forgot the land acknowlegement
October 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM