Basically die Chinesische Kommunistische Partei, wenn die EU irgendwas datenschutzartiges zu TikTok verabschieden will

I love how this was the next post in my timeline, i feel ya

And "x hatte eine weiße weste" (x had a white vest- x was free from guilt)

So:
Sein letztes hemd war eine weiße weste
(His last shirt was a white vest)

Could go in that direction

I was thinking about it for a while and i'm afraid that there is no word yet. But you could maybe frankenstein something from "das letzte hemd hat keine taschen" (your last shirt has no pockets - referring to someone dying and not being able to keep anything)

Life goals 😻

Definitiv nicht der Zoodirektor, der wäre sicherlich seinen job los..