Captain Sanson Smyth
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Captain Sanson Smyth
@1bananachief.bsky.social
(21+)
(multi-shipper (if you can sell the ship to me))
(NSFW stays in DMs)
I suppose..
June 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
...er..
May 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
??
May 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"Yes. And worse, Guydelot would never let you hear the end of it."
December 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
"Hard to best foes in your sleep. I'm not saying you probably wouldn't be able to fight your way out but it'd be a wildly unpleasant experience."
December 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
"You know a passing gobbue or morbol would have little to no trouble swallowing you whole."
December 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
"Not after the first three times."
December 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
//oh I do it for fun lmao so long as you're open to it I am game!
December 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
[a small smile]

Always good to see you too.
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
[another sigh]

It's not you. Guydelot is always difficult to find. Especially when there's work to be done.
December 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
[SIGH]

Of course you haven't....
December 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
[gruMBLES]

I'm almost positive this mysterious force's name starts with a G.
December 17, 2024 at 6:54 AM
NEVER-

[he's mortified]
December 17, 2024 at 6:50 AM
I am never ever ever EVER letting you and Guydelot convince me to wear anything ever AGAIN.
December 17, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Wh...why did you POST this?!
December 17, 2024 at 6:36 AM