Captain Sanson Smyth
@1bananachief.bsky.social
(21+)
(multi-shipper (if you can sell the ship to me))
(NSFW stays in DMs)
(multi-shipper (if you can sell the ship to me))
(NSFW stays in DMs)
"Yes. And worse, Guydelot would never let you hear the end of it."
December 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
"Yes. And worse, Guydelot would never let you hear the end of it."
"Hard to best foes in your sleep. I'm not saying you probably wouldn't be able to fight your way out but it'd be a wildly unpleasant experience."
December 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
"Hard to best foes in your sleep. I'm not saying you probably wouldn't be able to fight your way out but it'd be a wildly unpleasant experience."
"You know a passing gobbue or morbol would have little to no trouble swallowing you whole."
December 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
"You know a passing gobbue or morbol would have little to no trouble swallowing you whole."
"Not after the first three times."
December 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
"Not after the first three times."
//oh I do it for fun lmao so long as you're open to it I am game!
December 19, 2024 at 12:44 AM
//oh I do it for fun lmao so long as you're open to it I am game!
[a small smile]
Always good to see you too.
Always good to see you too.
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
[a small smile]
Always good to see you too.
Always good to see you too.
[another sigh]
It's not you. Guydelot is always difficult to find. Especially when there's work to be done.
It's not you. Guydelot is always difficult to find. Especially when there's work to be done.
December 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
[another sigh]
It's not you. Guydelot is always difficult to find. Especially when there's work to be done.
It's not you. Guydelot is always difficult to find. Especially when there's work to be done.
[SIGH]
Of course you haven't....
Of course you haven't....
December 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
[SIGH]
Of course you haven't....
Of course you haven't....
[gruMBLES]
I'm almost positive this mysterious force's name starts with a G.
I'm almost positive this mysterious force's name starts with a G.
December 17, 2024 at 6:54 AM
[gruMBLES]
I'm almost positive this mysterious force's name starts with a G.
I'm almost positive this mysterious force's name starts with a G.
NEVER-
[he's mortified]
[he's mortified]
December 17, 2024 at 6:50 AM
NEVER-
[he's mortified]
[he's mortified]
I am never ever ever EVER letting you and Guydelot convince me to wear anything ever AGAIN.
December 17, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I am never ever ever EVER letting you and Guydelot convince me to wear anything ever AGAIN.
Wh...why did you POST this?!
December 17, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Wh...why did you POST this?!