Doing the worm in my girlfriend's bed bc I'm dirty as fuck
February 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Doing the worm in my girlfriend's bed bc I'm dirty as fuck
I can't stop going to panera and shoving the pagers up my ass. Im having an asiago bagel-themed prostate orgasm every Saturday and I couldn't feel any more alive
February 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I can't stop going to panera and shoving the pagers up my ass. Im having an asiago bagel-themed prostate orgasm every Saturday and I couldn't feel any more alive
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The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.
It bears repeating and repeating ad nauseum: If you withheld support from Biden/Harris as a means of advocating for Palestinian nationhood and the aspirations of the Palestinian people and you did not see this moment coming: You are a performative, sloganeering and politically incompetent rube.
here's audio of Trump saying he wants to "clear out" Gaza and move Palestinians elsewhere
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.
Doing my little cnc dance in the kitchen
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Doing my little cnc dance in the kitchen
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I did not ask for that man to be on my TV in the middle of the football game.
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I did not ask for that man to be on my TV in the middle of the football game.
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I’m can’t wait to dead name the Gulf of Mexico.
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’m can’t wait to dead name the Gulf of Mexico.
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ACT UP, 1990
January 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ACT UP, 1990
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Since everything is terrible, enjoy my rotten cat making bed biscuits when she was wee
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Since everything is terrible, enjoy my rotten cat making bed biscuits when she was wee
Putting a homophobic slur in my resume
January 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Putting a homophobic slur in my resume
Writing a wikihow article on how to teach your dog to cripwalk. Thoughts?
December 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Writing a wikihow article on how to teach your dog to cripwalk. Thoughts?
Complaining to my manager that the workplace isn't muppet-accessible enough
December 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Complaining to my manager that the workplace isn't muppet-accessible enough
My roommate keeps crowdkilling my dog so I had to terminate her lease
November 29, 2024 at 3:18 PM
My roommate keeps crowdkilling my dog so I had to terminate her lease
*talking to my friends*
You, a recovering bottom,
You, a recovering bottom,
November 25, 2024 at 8:39 PM
*talking to my friends*
You, a recovering bottom,
You, a recovering bottom,
Doing a kidnapping scene with this parapalegic twink I met at The Front Bottoms concert and taking the legs off of him like its a futon in my storage unit so he can fit in my car
November 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Doing a kidnapping scene with this parapalegic twink I met at The Front Bottoms concert and taking the legs off of him like its a futon in my storage unit so he can fit in my car
Porn acting through my own suicide attempt
October 10, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Porn acting through my own suicide attempt
I'm in the club dancing like a Hotel Transylvania character
September 3, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I'm in the club dancing like a Hotel Transylvania character
Becoming a mechanical engineer to make plane engines bigger and more powerful so they can kill more birds
August 27, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Becoming a mechanical engineer to make plane engines bigger and more powerful so they can kill more birds
They should've started playing Break Stuff after Trump got shot
July 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM
They should've started playing Break Stuff after Trump got shot
Dishonorably discharged from the 2nd grade
July 12, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Dishonorably discharged from the 2nd grade
Retirement via firing squad
June 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Retirement via firing squad
Sucking on her discharge like Kurt Cobain
June 19, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Sucking on her discharge like Kurt Cobain
My wife keeps doing fortnite dances whenever I start talk about my abuse
June 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
My wife keeps doing fortnite dances whenever I start talk about my abuse
Asexuals be like: im living breedlessly
June 12, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Asexuals be like: im living breedlessly
Breeding my pug to make it more fucked up and have more breathing problems
June 12, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Breeding my pug to make it more fucked up and have more breathing problems
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unfortunately pride month has gone woke and begun pandering to the lgbtq community
May 23, 2024 at 7:48 PM
unfortunately pride month has gone woke and begun pandering to the lgbtq community