Karl "Helo" Agathon
@2karl.bsky.social
Vegan adventurer and English muesli-truther looking for partners in crime
By that measure, running flat out for 24 hours a day it would take over four years to get there. That's some dedication. Not sure if I should be impressed or aghast.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
By that measure, running flat out for 24 hours a day it would take over four years to get there. That's some dedication. Not sure if I should be impressed or aghast.
Most people don't have enough money to buy a house in the for a 30 year mortgage to be feasible, let alone 50. What's the fucking point?
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Most people don't have enough money to buy a house in the for a 30 year mortgage to be feasible, let alone 50. What's the fucking point?
I spent all night playing final fantasy 7. Not the remake, the original. I have no regrets.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I spent all night playing final fantasy 7. Not the remake, the original. I have no regrets.
So are there faster ways to reach these places?
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
So are there faster ways to reach these places?
There's no such thing as a reasonable American. None of them can be trusted.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There's no such thing as a reasonable American. None of them can be trusted.
I need to invest in a bigger screen
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I need to invest in a bigger screen
Can we stop honouring rapists, for fucks sake?
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Can we stop honouring rapists, for fucks sake?
No less than you deserve
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
No less than you deserve
Knowing nothing about mine craft, can someone tell me what The Far Lands are, how long it takes to walk there and why this is to be celebrated?
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Knowing nothing about mine craft, can someone tell me what The Far Lands are, how long it takes to walk there and why this is to be celebrated?
Prayer does nothing
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Prayer does nothing
Yep, and any vote is destined to fail
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yep, and any vote is destined to fail
"would force a vote" - then What's the point? We already know how that vote will end. We saw it this week pretty much
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"would force a vote" - then What's the point? We already know how that vote will end. We saw it this week pretty much
Been saying this for decades
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Been saying this for decades
Nah, life got better after I ditched that misery pit
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Nah, life got better after I ditched that misery pit
When I deleted my Facebook I let everyone know my number so they could stay in touch. Nobody did. I don't miss it. Or them.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When I deleted my Facebook I let everyone know my number so they could stay in touch. Nobody did. I don't miss it. Or them.
Spanish war was not unassisted.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Spanish war was not unassisted.
That's why you need a dungeon master who says "rocks fall from the ceiling, crushing you with no save. Your body is irretrievable and there is no possibility of revival or resurrection. Your character is completely annihilated. So, what are the rest of you doing?"
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
That's why you need a dungeon master who says "rocks fall from the ceiling, crushing you with no save. Your body is irretrievable and there is no possibility of revival or resurrection. Your character is completely annihilated. So, what are the rest of you doing?"
America has never won a war on their own so this is no surprise
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
America has never won a war on their own so this is no surprise
The spiders are not insects, but in a war they would side with the insects
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The spiders are not insects, but in a war they would side with the insects
Get rid of health insurance and implement free healthcare you fucking barbarians. Fucking hate Americans
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Get rid of health insurance and implement free healthcare you fucking barbarians. Fucking hate Americans
I mean she's on X which immediately suggests she's a bit of a dick. But bad people can do good things.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I mean she's on X which immediately suggests she's a bit of a dick. But bad people can do good things.