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@2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social
He/They 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan
Picture of the staff who operates this Bluesky account:
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Picture of the staff who operates this Bluesky account:
Me and my homies coming out to touch grass when Bluesky is down.
"It's the Cybermen! We've just seen hundreds of them coming out of the sewers..."
"Doctor Who: The Invasion" episode 6 (1968). #DoctorWho
"Doctor Who: The Invasion" episode 6 (1968). #DoctorWho
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Me and my homies coming out to touch grass when Bluesky is down.
My goal tonight is to not jump off my bed like I’m escaping an explosion in a 90’s action movie, while still asleep.
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My goal tonight is to not jump off my bed like I’m escaping an explosion in a 90’s action movie, while still asleep.
*Beavers tried to k*ll me with a falling tree when I was a teenager. 🌲🦫*
Anyway, I awoke to literally jumping off of my bed and falling 2 feet.
You see, in my dream we were fighting beavers and a building was collapsing and I had to throw myself clear and I guess I did it in real life. #dreams
Anyway, I awoke to literally jumping off of my bed and falling 2 feet.
You see, in my dream we were fighting beavers and a building was collapsing and I had to throw myself clear and I guess I did it in real life. #dreams
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
*Beavers tried to k*ll me with a falling tree when I was a teenager. 🌲🦫*
Anyway, I awoke to literally jumping off of my bed and falling 2 feet.
You see, in my dream we were fighting beavers and a building was collapsing and I had to throw myself clear and I guess I did it in real life. #dreams
Anyway, I awoke to literally jumping off of my bed and falling 2 feet.
You see, in my dream we were fighting beavers and a building was collapsing and I had to throw myself clear and I guess I did it in real life. #dreams
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Mostly messing around in Autodesk Sketchbook on my phone. My dog does this daily.
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Mostly messing around in Autodesk Sketchbook on my phone. My dog does this daily.
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Senators now concerned about the anti-vaxx, anti-science deaths about to happen
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Senators now concerned about the anti-vaxx, anti-science deaths about to happen
Mostly messing around in Autodesk Sketchbook on my phone. My dog does this daily.
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Mostly messing around in Autodesk Sketchbook on my phone. My dog does this daily.
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BREAKING: ambassadors from tubi and fubo have arrived in roku city, sources
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
BREAKING: ambassadors from tubi and fubo have arrived in roku city, sources
My reaction to my wife telling me to drink more water instead of soda:
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My reaction to my wife telling me to drink more water instead of soda:
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery:
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery:
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity:
I think I’ll go with Alan Ritchson for being open about his mental health issues. He shows struggling with mental illness and seeking help don’t make you weak. I’d add Terry Crews and Adam Driver for similar reasons.
I think I’ll go with Alan Ritchson for being open about his mental health issues. He shows struggling with mental illness and seeking help don’t make you weak. I’d add Terry Crews and Adam Driver for similar reasons.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you see this, repost your model of positive masculinity:
I think I’ll go with Alan Ritchson for being open about his mental health issues. He shows struggling with mental illness and seeking help don’t make you weak. I’d add Terry Crews and Adam Driver for similar reasons.
I think I’ll go with Alan Ritchson for being open about his mental health issues. He shows struggling with mental illness and seeking help don’t make you weak. I’d add Terry Crews and Adam Driver for similar reasons.
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really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?
Opening a fine cigar box to reveal only the finest tie-dye Fruit Roll-Ups.
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Opening a fine cigar box to reveal only the finest tie-dye Fruit Roll-Ups.
“CNN subscribers can place their predictions NOW on whether the United States will invade Venezuela by Christmas! 🎅🎄🦅 Don’t miss out on this exclusive opportunity!” -CNN anytime probably
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“CNN subscribers can place their predictions NOW on whether the United States will invade Venezuela by Christmas! 🎅🎄🦅 Don’t miss out on this exclusive opportunity!” -CNN anytime probably
My adult dream of being Santa is somehow only strengthened.
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My adult dream of being Santa is somehow only strengthened.
*my cat sits on my feet while I’m on the toilet*
Me to my wife: DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A BATHROOM FOOT WARMER FOR WHEN YOU POOP!?
(She is glad she married me. I am sure.)
Me to my wife: DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A BATHROOM FOOT WARMER FOR WHEN YOU POOP!?
(She is glad she married me. I am sure.)
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*my cat sits on my feet while I’m on the toilet*
Me to my wife: DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A BATHROOM FOOT WARMER FOR WHEN YOU POOP!?
(She is glad she married me. I am sure.)
Me to my wife: DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A BATHROOM FOOT WARMER FOR WHEN YOU POOP!?
(She is glad she married me. I am sure.)
There’s no reason this can’t be you too, homies! I clicked the box in settings so I can’t post an image unless I use alt text. Writing them literally only takes a moment and you’re being more inclusive. #alttext
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There’s no reason this can’t be you too, homies! I clicked the box in settings so I can’t post an image unless I use alt text. Writing them literally only takes a moment and you’re being more inclusive. #alttext
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Not my choo-choo, not my train. 😔
Not my mogwai, not my gremlins
not my lights, not my Christmas tree
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Not my choo-choo, not my train. 😔
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social always has really interesting videos, wherever you manage to stubble across them.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social always has really interesting videos, wherever you manage to stubble across them.
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
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AI: Here’s another full bath.
Me: But, AI, there’s only a sink in here.
AI: You can sh*t and bathe in a sink. I know your tricks. FULL BATH.
Me: But, AI, there’s only a sink in here.
AI: You can sh*t and bathe in a sink. I know your tricks. FULL BATH.
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
AI: Here’s another full bath.
Me: But, AI, there’s only a sink in here.
AI: You can sh*t and bathe in a sink. I know your tricks. FULL BATH.
Me: But, AI, there’s only a sink in here.
AI: You can sh*t and bathe in a sink. I know your tricks. FULL BATH.
“Hey, whale! Whale!” -me
Opinion | I’m a Marine Biologist. This Is How I Talk to Whales.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Hey, whale! Whale!” -me
Disability hearing this week. Glad it’s finally here, but mostly dreading it. 😮💨
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Disability hearing this week. Glad it’s finally here, but mostly dreading it. 😮💨