326 Bureau Chief (New and Improved!)
@326bureauchief.bsky.social
Lawyer. Liberal. Chicagoan. (Northwest Burbs, really.) Blocking and reporting idiots for sport. Not quite ready to sell my soul for three-dollar gas just yet, thanks. Pronouns: dat guy / dat freakin' guy / dat guy's.
WHAT?
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
WHAT?
If she gets within breathing distance of a recount, it will be an accomplishment.
No moral victories and whatnot, but: it'd still be somethin'.
No moral victories and whatnot, but: it'd still be somethin'.
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If she gets within breathing distance of a recount, it will be an accomplishment.
No moral victories and whatnot, but: it'd still be somethin'.
No moral victories and whatnot, but: it'd still be somethin'.
Shit.
Also, I had to look it up. Veep, Speaker, Senate Oldperson, State, *Treasury,* Defense and then AG. (Thought AG went after State. Huh.)
Also, I had to look it up. Veep, Speaker, Senate Oldperson, State, *Treasury,* Defense and then AG. (Thought AG went after State. Huh.)
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Shit.
Also, I had to look it up. Veep, Speaker, Senate Oldperson, State, *Treasury,* Defense and then AG. (Thought AG went after State. Huh.)
Also, I had to look it up. Veep, Speaker, Senate Oldperson, State, *Treasury,* Defense and then AG. (Thought AG went after State. Huh.)
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There’s also a very good chance he just sprained several muscles in his ankle from jamming his foot into the ground that hard.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There’s also a very good chance he just sprained several muscles in his ankle from jamming his foot into the ground that hard.
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The second is his eyes - he’s looking up, which brings his shoulders back, which compounds the initial problem from lunging.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The second is his eyes - he’s looking up, which brings his shoulders back, which compounds the initial problem from lunging.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
All body weight is backwards, which means he’s going to make contact with the ground WAY before he makes contact with the ball, due to The Inevitable Reality of Physics.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Bold move there.
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Call.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bold move there.
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Call.
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Call.
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Last guy to pull the leave-town-or-else line out was Dubya, in re Saddam and his boys.
That was a clear threat of action without Congress saying a damn thing about it.
And we're learning about this ultimatum *after* it expired?
That was a clear threat of action without Congress saying a damn thing about it.
And we're learning about this ultimatum *after* it expired?
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Last guy to pull the leave-town-or-else line out was Dubya, in re Saddam and his boys.
That was a clear threat of action without Congress saying a damn thing about it.
And we're learning about this ultimatum *after* it expired?
That was a clear threat of action without Congress saying a damn thing about it.
And we're learning about this ultimatum *after* it expired?
Admirable effort on this website, Kevin. Very good.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Admirable effort on this website, Kevin. Very good.
Well done, sir.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well done, sir.
PREEEEEEACH
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
PREEEEEEACH
Picky, picky, picky.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Picky, picky, picky.