If you remember Erik Estrada shilling for Lake Shastina lots you too are a Gen X who woke up too early on a Sunday morning
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you remember Erik Estrada shilling for Lake Shastina lots you too are a Gen X who woke up too early on a Sunday morning
Doop derp I’m Ross Douthat bloop beep I have to write little columns about nothing
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Doop derp I’m Ross Douthat bloop beep I have to write little columns about nothing
Songs been out for 52 years and I still don’t know what a real estate novelist is
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Songs been out for 52 years and I still don’t know what a real estate novelist is
You shouldn’t be allowed to be Bo Jackson as a college player now. We’ve done that. Get your own name. It’s like having a second Gordon Lightfoot.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You shouldn’t be allowed to be Bo Jackson as a college player now. We’ve done that. Get your own name. It’s like having a second Gordon Lightfoot.
My neighbor who has 2 cars solely for the purpose of taking up 2 parking spots on our block and when he rarely uses one of them, moves a third car from his garage to hold the space
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My neighbor who has 2 cars solely for the purpose of taking up 2 parking spots on our block and when he rarely uses one of them, moves a third car from his garage to hold the space
So does FIFA give a peace prize from now on to whoever’s hosting or was that a one off just for President Bestest Boy
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So does FIFA give a peace prize from now on to whoever’s hosting or was that a one off just for President Bestest Boy
We love a bartender who calls customers “honey” and “love” but this one just said “anything else my lover?” and that might be a bit much
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We love a bartender who calls customers “honey” and “love” but this one just said “anything else my lover?” and that might be a bit much
I’m sure this is true in most places but I live in San Francisco where the local Democratic Party is a roiling ball of chaos that makes the Politburo look like a knitting club
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m sure this is true in most places but I live in San Francisco where the local Democratic Party is a roiling ball of chaos that makes the Politburo look like a knitting club
Imagine trying to make travel plans to come to America not knowing where the fucking matches will be
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagine trying to make travel plans to come to America not knowing where the fucking matches will be
I don’t want to say my wife is prone to hyperbole but she did say the new iPhone update is her 13th reason why
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don’t want to say my wife is prone to hyperbole but she did say the new iPhone update is her 13th reason why
Gonna be some real judicial David Copperfield shit when they put the new California map on hold while letting Texas sail
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Gonna be some real judicial David Copperfield shit when they put the new California map on hold while letting Texas sail
The fact that this pouting shit for brains keeps getting book deals and jobs is a stain on the entire US publishing and journalism industry
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The fact that this pouting shit for brains keeps getting book deals and jobs is a stain on the entire US publishing and journalism industry
Type of day in SF where you can pass someone wearing a ski jacket and someone wearing flip flops and a tank top and THEYRE BOTH RIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Type of day in SF where you can pass someone wearing a ski jacket and someone wearing flip flops and a tank top and THEYRE BOTH RIGHT
It’s fine to hate read it but under no circumstances can you buy it, pirate it from some shady site on PDF
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s fine to hate read it but under no circumstances can you buy it, pirate it from some shady site on PDF
This is no different than if Obama had announced increased child support enforcement on white men in Alabama
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is no different than if Obama had announced increased child support enforcement on white men in Alabama
Ok I kinda respect this scam because who doesn’t want to see the inside of the Olympic Club
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ok I kinda respect this scam because who doesn’t want to see the inside of the Olympic Club
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
lol he is so fucking bored
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lol he is so fucking bored
A take so hot it will cause the implosion of the visible universe: Diego Pavia to the Niners
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A take so hot it will cause the implosion of the visible universe: Diego Pavia to the Niners
But like why do the Cleveland Browns actually exist
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
But like why do the Cleveland Browns actually exist
This certainly is a group of words together
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This certainly is a group of words together
They didn’t test Rao’s, absolutely the best frozen pizza I have ever had
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
The Best Frozen Pizzas
We tried 26 frozen pepperoni and cheese pizzas and picked our favorites, in styles ranging from rising crust to deep dish to Neapolitan.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
They didn’t test Rao’s, absolutely the best frozen pizza I have ever had
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
Charge Hegseth with murder the day Trump leaves office. He should go to prison for the rest of his life.
Exclusive: Hegseth ordered everyone killed in the first alleged drug boat strike on Sept. 2, prompting a second hit to finish off survivors in the water in a mission led by SEAL Team 6. Ordering no quarter could legally perilous www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Charge Hegseth with murder the day Trump leaves office. He should go to prison for the rest of his life.
I’m all for mass migration but I wish someone on Ellis Island had specifically rejected Stephen Miller’s grandfather or whatever
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m all for mass migration but I wish someone on Ellis Island had specifically rejected Stephen Miller’s grandfather or whatever