yeah then for sure just wear a bunch of long sleeves and double team the wash.

it’ll go faster that way

gettin’ merry wit it

The Far East is England and Europe is like that dark part of the map with dragons

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“Symbology”

I’m not usually a pedantic monster, but this one thing pisses me off so bad; it’s Symbolism

Symbology would be the study of symbols but we actually call that anthropology

me and my partner had to kinda double team it where i held the kitten and she scrubbed it, but for a full sized cat that would still be pretty difficult probably

if you are going to bathe it then do it in the sink and wear two sweaters, use gloves to do tue washing and have a couple dry towels nearby for immediate drying

i used a couple drops of dawn dish soap for my kitten if you don’t want to buy a bottle of shampoo

give lots of treats

new motto: All Husk, No Grain

you gotta have a spotter in the bath, and what better wya to do that other than Mutual Bath Time

SQWERL

“humans shit a lot, right? they like shitting?”

although if he changed it to Ryan Lizzard and kept working in politics that would be really funny

im losing my mind at the mudroom

or woman also, i suppose

no that’s the Man Who’s About To Figure Something Out

ok i usually do curses but ima try a healing spell for you

it’s fucking wild how everything in the western world has to be pushed through the lens of Christianity

everything is binary; good or evil, man or woman, christian or atheist

it’s fucking exhausting