Jay P
81jgp.bsky.social
Jay P
@81jgp.bsky.social
Canucks, Riders, Panthers (nfl)

#TeamBeard
Old Tariff Tits works too
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
every win needs to be capped by this clip
a man in a leather jacket is screaming with the words i am invincible behind him .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is screaming with the words i am invincible behind him .
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November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
real life has become The Simpsons

"the politics of failure have failed. it's time to make them work again"
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Kompromat Field?
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
sounds like a partnership between Italian and Irish wineries

O'Vino
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He fed ICE his 12 inches
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It should have been him
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Best multi-player non-sports game
a collage of four images of a video game shows a man and a woman standing next to each other
ALT: a collage of four images of a video game shows a man and a woman standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Every teacher and school that passed him need to be punished
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
and to my fantasy team
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
damn you, scriptwriter...
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
walk him in

maximum comedy potential
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
nation-wide tumescence
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hans Moleman and I were hoping for a shattered kneecap

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November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the phrase "drain the swamp" seems both appropriate and sad at this time

we know these fuckers aren't afraid of straight up murder
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Terrorists gonna terrorize
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
to be stolen?
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
and...
the sea was angry that day my friends ..
ALT: the sea was angry that day my friends ..
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
a world without the menace
a man in a number 21 jersey is surrounded by other soccer players
ALT: a man in a number 21 jersey is surrounded by other soccer players
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
please, for the love of all that is good...

someone convince him the best testing will be done with him pulling a Dr Strangelove
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
in a good timeline, he'd have ended up in a condom or on his mother's face
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM