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Bluesky.
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star wars ranking:
1. last jedi

that's it, that's all the star wars i care about anymore
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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they were recreating this argument
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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The discovery of the unrealized The Hunt For Ben Solo film has really shaken up Star Wars fans over the last week — and recently, Steven Soderbergh, the brains behind the project, revealed that the decision not to greenlight the completed Lucasfilm script for the film was a first for Disney.
Steven Soderbergh Says Kathleen Kennedy Told Him Disney Had Never Turned Down a Completed Lucasfilm Script Before Star Wars: The Hunt for Ben Solo
bit.ly
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Maybe I just do not respect it but I really do not care about the White House being torn down, does not seem like pressing news to me compared to anything else they’re up to
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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honestly, him ripping down the white house or putting his dumb face on a coin doesn’t matter AT ALL

we have a gestapo kidnapping brown people using legalized racism, the government is shut down, the president is a pedophile, and literally everything is unaffordable

FOCUS ON SHIT THAT MATTERS
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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free me from this legends za tutorial
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Chewie pointed out my Ben solo sweater and turned to tell Rey and everyone at galaxy’s edge to SAVE BEN SOLO 🥹

Someone send this to Bob Iger stat
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.

apnews.com/article/adam...
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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You would never change my mind that The Last Jedi was a seminal piece of art that perfectly met the political moment and would've seamlessly fed into Rogue One or Andor thematically, but no, the shareholder class had to shove the most B+ director and a nepo baby storyline down the masses' throats
whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.

apnews.com/article/adam...
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Yeah, I think I see the problem here - it's not that the video store was good, it's that you miss being a teenager
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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if it's a good script just make the movie without the star wars. that will almost certainly make it even better
Adam Driver says he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘The Hunt for Ben Solo’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved it, but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

"It was one of the coolest fucking scripts I've ever been a part of'
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Was set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I'm genuinely hyperventilating over this. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined these conversations to have happened and (most importantly) Adam Driver to actually be on board and even enthusiastic. Fuck Disney for nixing this.
Adam Driver on Jarmusch, 'Star Wars' and putting filmmakers first
In an interview with The Associated Press, Adam Driver says he developed a Kylo Ren “Star Wars” movie that would have been directed by Steven Soderbergh.
apnews.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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No Kings organizers thinking they can keep out pro-Palestinian voices when it’s the biggest issue going is perfect lib brained bullshit: no kings for us, kings for others we view as subhuman
This btw is the way
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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i finally started using duck duck go because i found myself reading the AI summaries despite not actually wanting to and holy shit this rules. i'm sure they're awful in some other way but i'm off google search now
October 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM